B-more Mag

Could it really be that I’ve managed more than 1,000 matches? My stubby sausage fingers don’t go that high, and for a moment I thought perhaps I’d never know. But then I remembered! There’s lots of lads in the squad. Surely among us we have enough!

That’s right. I knew it was an St B name but couldn’t remember it. I like how he couldn’t even be bothered to change his first name.

Manager! by Steve Bruce. Brilliant master tactician Stan Bryce investigates brutal verbal smackdown at hands of lower league striker Dwayne Giles. 50p

What a fucking way to break the drought. Going to be fantastic watching that back again over the years.

Woo Eddie, Isak, and Burn on CBS.

I’ve only been a supporter for like 19 years, and it’s fucking amazing. So, so happy for all you who have supported the club forever and though generations.

Burn’s cult hero status cemented. So fucking happy for him.

Bunch of fucking legends. So fucking happy it all them who did it. Fucking brilliant.

Fucking beauty

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Bout a minute or so

Glory incoming.

Won’t even fucking matter. Got this.

Murphy suddenly 78.

Dear god so close to it happen

Ooo Murp

Motherfucking Big Dan Burn!!!!

Gonna get a hat trick of hat tricks.

Fucking stupid

FUCK

Christ

Just thinking that. They’re gigantic.

Lovely for this to happen just as I’ve undertaken a mission to crack down on extraneous expenses.