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Oh come on. Aaah. You try something, and that's...

We were talking earlier about Dostoyevsky weren't we? Yeah, Theodore Michaelovich Dostoyevsky, born 1821, died 1881.

Please don't use the term 'me thinks'.

The first Lockwood Cup.

I'm in.

Can you talk to my wife please?

Red Bull. It doesn't give you wing-ers.

Honestly, there's cunts on here that deserve fuck all. I honestly hope transfer deadline day ruins your Friday.

This place was an easier read under Pardew and Bruce for fucks sake. I think we are seeing first hand the effect of imbalanced gentle parenting and being exposed to social media from birth.

Fwiw, Troy Deeney thinks he's leaving Palace tomorrow. Apparently they're close. About as grim as an update as you can get.

Especially if Isak is fit.

Gordon?

Getting top four without a couple of brilliant signings will be almost impossible. If he's getting sacked for not getting top four, he's been set up for failure.

Like Cacapa running after Portsmouth's forward line