Rocker

I think I've cried a thousand times.

I can't believe I'm missing this man, my heart

Turns out I'm going to be in Rome for this. Entirely my fault. Thick cunt. If there's anyone here in Rome, give me a message!

Hooch for a pound and Wonderbras-get-in-free

In.

I was there with a few lads from here. 24 then, just a whippersnapper.

Fuck Tony Khan. 3-0.

Reported.

Willock and Botman, hopefully.

I watch every match I can't get to on here. Bizarre experience

Oh come on. Aaah. You try something, and that's...

We were talking earlier about Dostoyevsky weren't we? Yeah, Theodore Michaelovich Dostoyevsky, born 1821, died 1881.

Please don't use the term 'me thinks'.

The first Lockwood Cup.