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'These farmers with their fast and loose approach to grammar, and particularly their cavalier use of apostrophes, were clearly people living on the very fringes of society'

Which is mental. That's one of my biggest gripes.

Oof.

People really wanted Diaby here, if I remember correctly.

Under the Glaziers. 5 Premier League titles: 2006–07, 2007–08, 2008–09, 2010–11, 2012–13 1 UEFA Champions League: 2007–08 1 UEFA Europa League: 2016–17 3 League Cups (Carabao Cup): 2005–06, 2008–09, 2009–10, 2022–23 2 FA Cups: 2015–16, 2023–24 1 FIFA Club World Cup: 2008–09 1 UEFA Super Cup: 2008-09 (runner-up in 2008-09 as well)

Thanks mate, I've not been keeping up with other teams as much as previous years. I just remember people were fawning over him a relatively short while ago.

Couple of bald cunts arguing over a comb.

I thought people were big on Semenyo? What's happened?

In 2012/2013, you spent £76 million. In 2012/2013, we brought in Vurnon Anita. My heart bleeds.

Absolutely, and for those who have been here like me, since 2004 (and longer), it's time to schedule that prostate exam.

Alreet Ted, calm doon.

Unfortunately, he also ticks many of the unsavoury boxes.

I honestly don't think Tino would want to leave. He seems really settled here.