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I keep looking lustily at the Chelsea members loyalty points scheme in the same way that I'd peek over the garden fence at next doors smoking hot wife when she's out on a summers day trimming her bush in a pair of tiny shorts

Aye, if it was Real Wokenonsense and Inter Yamam

Has anybody actually used any of the benefits apart from buying tickets for matches and getting early access to the Fender tickets ?

Like mange ridden starving street dogs begging for any scraps from random passers by and sniffing in the bins for anything edible Then when one of the dogs hears about some manky old leftovers they run to all the other dogs to tell them, the other dogs then convince themselves it’s a source of Michelin star quality meals prepared by the finest chefs And the dogs start salivating and discussing the delicious food for hours and hours in anticipation of a feast But then no food materialises and they’re back scrounging for scraps as usual and the cycle continues Or something like that

Catts for me like

They put the reserves out tonight like ?

Shame Bath couldn’t get the win in normal time

Telt yers didn’t I, it’s a recipe for disaster

hewman erra erra cempewter erra marra ?

What a load of old Kobelers

Whoa, whoa and thrice whoa. I wasn’t on about Grealish man, I was on about @nufc123 @Fak teed up a bit of multi post jokey bantz that was heading towards a climatic punchline but nufc123 let it fall flat on its arse Which just shows that an amateur will often stitch up a professional

Amy obviously doesn't do shrooms

Am I close ? If so I want option 3

He's a little slug.......a little slug with no personality