bobbydazzla

Had forgotten all about that cricket game

I people watch on the way back home Everybody on the town moor sober Standing in cow pats out of the heat Somebody's darlings got shitty feet tonight Oh I can't stop running I see the open top bus I people watch on the way back home I people watch on the way back home Ooh Ooh, ooh

Middle aged geordie youtube tosspot who projects an image of being the voice of Newcastle but has never been to the town moor or has any idea of how to get there What the actual fuck This berk needs to change his name from Mouth of the Tyne to South of the Tyne

Carol Maglia

Tie enough helium balloons to their arms so they’re raised to a height of about 7ft, but not so many balloons that they float away on the breeze

Stand at the front ?

I bought a crate of Fosters from Asdas and have buried it on the moor so I can dig it up and get mortaz on 29th Nee way I’m bouncing around in a clarty field to MC Tazo with nee peeves

Neither of them have season tickets, but they go to loads of games

Saw my Man Utd mate yesterday, he’s furious at what Brexit Jim is doing to the club He was saying that there’s a new rule that if a season ticket holder at Old Trafford misses 3 x games over a season, they get their ST taken off them He’s also got to pay £60 per game for his son’s tickets now they’ve removed concessions And they’ve cut back the matchday staff so much that there wasn’t anyone manning a turnstile when he arrived slightly after kick off, so he was stuck outside I love to hate Man Utd, but chatting to him made me realise just how much Brexit Jim is totally fucking over the ordinary fan. Hypercapitalist wanker

the open top bus parade that has neither been confirmed or denied but is causing much ructions

why wait for the actual when you can whinge about the possible xG innit

They could just park an open top bus on a bridge over the central motorway and anyone who wants to can jog past and wave at the players & cup, be just like start of Great North Run so Health & Safety can’t have any complaints If the mountain will not come to Muhammad, then Muhammad will go to the mountain