bobbydazzla

If people share their random wish lists enough times, then they become an actual rumour

Will all the South Korean fans stop going to Tottenham games when Son eventually leaves ? Their allegiance is to their national footballing hero, rather than the club isn’t it ?

Nah, they’re pure cringe with their faux ladbantz shtick

All commentators are shite, they exist on a sliding scale from annoying through to terminal ear AIDS (Tyldesley, Drury) I don’t need someone waffling away filling every available second with drivel whilst I watch sport For years now I’ve watched games with volume muted and tunes playing. It’s aurally liberating

Jesus fucking Christ man

You should see me in action. I’m like a cyberpunk sent back from the future to destroy the resale past If they made a film about it I’d be played by Rutger Hauer

I can’t even get logged in, system is so shite

Because it’d take less than a nanosecond for the Premier League & cartel to bring in new rules that made it illegal to sell NASDAQ or Dow tracker funds to football clubs

What's his xG ? Can he play as an inverted 6 or false 8 ? How warm is his heat map ? Is his plane fare to Newcastle included in amortised PSR calculations ? Until I know these answers I refuse to be excited by this signing

Some of the drubbings and capitulations during ETH's tenure though, you've been whalloped so many times recently. Who gives a shite about 55% win ratio when you're getting basketball score pummelled by your arch enemies Some simple things Man Utd could do to give the new manager a better chance: Ban Taggart from watching in the stands like the thunder faced Ghost of Trophies Past Ban Gary Neville / Roy Keane / Paul Scholes from commentating / punditting on your games. It's annoying but sometimes amusing for us lot, it must be infuriating for the manager I hope they do neither, obvz