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A wins a win but fucking hell that doesn’t feel like a win Whoever in the dressing room thought it’d be fun to pass the glue bag round at 1/2 time needs docking a weeks wages

We’ve been diddled by the Sky producers today. Clearly got the stadium mics muted And camera operators told only to do close up crowd shots of people over 55 who think they’re at a funeral Am gonna sue Sky

When I seen on the BBC that the Pope needed critical care, I didn’t realise they meant our one

If you’re a young player running on fumes and you’re heading towards the business end of a season where your team is exceeding all expectations then it must be hugely motivating to have the “best fans in the leyg” sat in silence for the game, then hear the ones who didn’t leave early bew you off the pitch They’re self-aggrandizing yet irrelevant fuckwits who deserve every misfortune they encounter

Top brass from Adidas are at our games quite often One of their main dudes that was in the NUFC documentary is a friend of a friend

Lads, reading these last few posts with their slivers of optimism about the million to one ballot, it’s like me pontificating which side of the bed Michelle Collins is gonna sleep on after we’ve done the nasty round at mine

HMS Piss the Leyg automatic promotion on the horizon HMS Piss The Leyg by late Feb Enzo Le Fee in Jan Enzo Le Fee end of Feb

PELANTY !!!!!!!!!!!

He’ll be lucky to last until the end of the month

Aye, doesn’t matter if you go to every home league & cup game or you’re at the other end of the spectrum and have never set foot inside SJP and only signed up for membership ahead of the Arsenal semi ballot but failed to get a ticket All in the same boat Plus we’ve got ST’s who never went to a cup game for company too And there’s about 20 tickets up for grabs

Because it is junk The email you got giving you 10% of $77,000,000 that will be transferred into your bank by the exiled Government Minister from Botswana has more chance of happening than the email about getting a ticket from the Pot 6 ballot

Great news for our 100,000 Mags Members, now it’s YOUR chance to watch the lads at Wembley ! We have 23 tickets available in the Pot 6 ballot ! Make sure you enter for your opportunity to be there to roar the lads on !

Gathering in a spot to have a few beers the night before the match feels totally normal for a non-London team playing at Wembley But thousands getting absolutely mortal all day Saturday, jumping in fountains and having a massive celebration just because we’ve got a final at Wembley. I’d prefer we save those antics for the Sunday night if we’ve won the cup

It's the NUFC ticketing team, they couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery