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Article in the ‘Ronnnniiiicurl about season ticket prices going up and NUST reckon there’s 10,000 people coming off long term deals at the end of this season Mad that a penny pinching cunt like Ashley was willing to let so many have a fixed price for a decade in a market where prices were constantly rising and he could have been into some tidy inflationary bunce Says all you need to know about how he was planning to let the club rot

We’re a drinking club with a football problem

I did wish he could have seen how many millions of billions of hours of my life I’ve spent frantically hitting F5 in a tortured state of ADHD hyperfocus just so I could get the chance to pay £45+ for a ticket Was a nice fella, but the gulf in mentality between the haves & have nots when it comes to tickets is wild

Indeedly doodly, I was surprised at how naive he seemed to be about the commercial reality of high demand / limited supply He clearly believed the club should do him a financial favour and continue to keep his ticket price low because he’d already been on a cheap deal for a decade

That’s what he reckoned, £19 per game for a lovely spot with a great view of the pitch Can’t imagine he’s on OAP rates, didn’t look old enough

Was chatting to a fella in the seat next to me a couple games back. Nice bloke, probs late 50’s He said he pays £19 per match for his season ticket in the Leazers due to 10 year deal and he’s hoping they won’t raise it too much when it ends as that’d be pure shan And I’m thinking, howay man, 1) I’m paying £50 to sit next to you so don’t rub it in and 2)you’ve got no chance pal, they’ll want to double their money for every game I didn’t say owt though, didn’t want to burst his bubble

Even the construction nonces on Skyscrapercity don’t know whagwan And they are the font of all knowledge for things like this

All pelanty decisions are equal, but some are more equal than others

NEEEEEEE FUCCCCCCCCKING WAY I must be trippin Who spiked my Horlicks ?????

BY THE BEARD OF ZEUS 4’s each Mental

What will the xG nonces make of this Benfica Barca game 6 of the 7 goals have come from pelanties or batshit mental defensive howlers Asking for a friend

Barca manager strutting around in the rain with his hood up like a charva ready to gan radge at Meadowell metty

Benfica fan trying to do an escapologist act and get out of his jacket like Harry Houdini

don’t think I’ve ever seen a keeper boot it straight at an attackers bonce and it ends up in the net