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Adidas vs Thom Browne vs River Plate collab Scott Parker will be running round in circles jizzing himself daft

Unless you can get a member (by illegal email) or season ticket holder (by legal transfer) to send you their ticket, then paying your £40 is the only way to get access to tickets It's basically an annual tax to go to games, under the guise of offering a few shitty discounts that hardly anyone cares about Bunce for the club, fuck all in return for most match going fans

Am sure I was speaking to someone recently who said they'd been in the box office for 10am on a member sale day and the staff will log in and buy a ticket on your account They said they got their an hour or so before it opened to be front of the queue, but there was no-one else there and most people turned up just before 10 Am sure I didn't dream it, although it is the sort of weird dream I would have if I've been scoffing cheese before I put my jarmies on

Get a regular match going member who is a friend / associate / lover / forum member and does work on a computer to link accounts and buy the ticket on your behalf, that'd be my approach

Massive infuriating LED's distracting from the game - yes Loads of people filming on phones - yes Loads of tourists - can get a sense, but not 100% foolproof Extortionate ticket prices - not on telly, but easy enough to find out Ridiculous pyro / flashing lights / dogshit music pre-match or after a goal - yes General atmosphere - can get a sense on telly of how much noise is being generated, but not 100% foolproof Quality of cheesy chips from the food hatch, ease of entry at turnstile, size of queue for the pissers, delicious craft ale or minging cooking lager - no, you can't judge any of those by telly

It's definitely easier to say "here man ya dafty, put ya daft fuckin phone down" and that'd be my default reaction But one thing I've learnt from my lass is that asking politely, with a disarming smile, can sometimes get people to listen to your view and stop what they're doing, rather than creating confrontation She does it to me all the time, usually when the dishwasher needs emptying but I'm fapping over Michelle Collins on Insta

Has anyone had experience at SJP of politely asking the phone obsessed morons to put their phones away Seems that as a society we just keep our gobs shut and accept it, even though it's antisocial behaviour. So the problem never actually gets addressed If someone next to me was on Insta-live during the match I don't think I'd be able to resist asking them to please stop doing it Unless they looked proper radge, then I'd just stay quiet and complain to my missus about them when I got home from the match

They already do that The NUFC Board seem to regularly ignore legally binding NDA's and instead go straight to Twatter and Youtube bellends like Tyneside Life to tell them exactly what our highly confidential plans are

That's my concern. Seeing the plight of the Etihad on the telly is both infuriating and depressing and it only seems to be getting worse there

As much as we’d love to emulate their recent success on the pitch, I hope with all my heart that PIF aren’t looking at Man City’s match day experience and thinking “oooooh yeah, let’s have some of that” Sky high ticket prices Traditional fans being frozen out Huge pitchside LED’s that are brighter than the sun Vapid morons filming all game Large blocks full of tourists who appear to contribute nothing to the atmosphere Anytime I watch a game from the Etihad, it’s a stark reminder of just how shite a modern football ground can be

Rights it is And it’s £66 to take a kid to a match at Old Trafford

Never mind potentially docking City points for financial issues, they need to definitely get points docked for having the most tragic ground and crowd in the top flight Everything that’s bad about modern football

I prefer to see the empty seats than all the vapid cunts filming on their phones. Subhuman scum

Them massive fucking LED’s man, cannit watch a game of football with them cunts blinking and flashing I’m off for a pot noodle and a wank, will check the final score afterwards