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Depends on how many hot women you bang in a row prior to Scarlett. It'll make your chances decline the more you bang according to some NO members.

100% this.

To be fair 14 goal contributions in a month is a new PL record. I know Isak has had an insane December and some of Salah's goals have been penalties but I expected Salah to have won it.

I was out on the piss last weekend in Copenhagen with a couple of mates including former manure and Denmark keeper Anders Lindegaard, who played with Pope in Burnley. He thinks Pope is easily the best shot-stopper in the league, but also said that he had never seen a professional footballer be this bad with his feet He also think that Pope is one of the funniest blokes he have ever met and they are still in contact regularly.

Why would Burnley do such a swap deal?

I guess it's so the blind people in the stadium also know what's going on.

He's out of contract in the summer, right? So why buy him and loan him out when they could just sign him on a free in six months?

He's pure class. Propably the biggest shithouse in football after Neil Maupay.

We are thugs? They are basically a rich man version of Stoke City in the Pulis era. All about corners and set penises.

An arsehole version of Obertan. No thanks.

I for one am thrilled we don't play the West Ham way.

Osula can also play on the wing, right? Think it was mentioned back when we signed him.

I predict a hard-fought 0-0.

Apparently they can call dibs on any player that resembles Henry.

Harsh on Targett not to start him at LB.

Could this mean that we already go for the Pope upgrade this January?

Sven in the starting lineup pls.

Think his cameo against Chelsea where he hit the post was better tbh.

I know he isn't the finished article but I would still be happy with Dibling as our starting RW.

I would really like us to go for Hermansen from Leicester, but it would probably not be realistic before next summer. Great shotstopper AND can use his feet.

Don't think so, but he might start on Wednesday

I don't know man. They've scored a lot of goals within the first minute this season.

If we can keep them from scoring within the first minute, we'll win.

Miles better than Trafford. Would have os sorted in goal for the next 6-8 years.

He's lost his place in the Danish U21 squad due to lack of playing time. Think it's been a bad move for him so far. At 20 years old you should be more involved than he have.