PauloGeordio

When he signs we be like “ yeah slow he may be, but fook me he compensates for it with his ability to read the game and his ball distribution ”

Yay! Yellow ticker tape

from the 2023/2024 season

Yeah, They don’t call him the “sloth” for nowt!

As well as!

Ando7’s reliable Eriksen soon! ?

Midfield getting sexy!

Reliable source? ?

https://www.nufcblog.co.uk/2022/06/07/exclusive-eddie-howe-set-for-face-to-face-talks-with-premier-league-playmaker/ Eriksen!

Don’t we have some stupid money? ?

We might ?

We don’t really know what he wants, but let’s not let that get in the way of the journalistic click bait and F5 speculation mania ?

Possibly so that they can string the story out. More clicks innit!

The yin/yang of Newcastle’s midfield

Would be a blow, yes. But I’d rather we lose out to our targets early in the transfer window. Plenty of time for alternatives.

People change their minds, next!

Agents playing both sides, encouraging both sides to get the money up! Move on now to the next option onwards and upwards

He’s now “our prick”

Oh yes he will!

This ?

?? think he needs a visit from this guy!

think this line up may call for a Bill Hicks SYOC moment!

Signs of a “Victim Narcissist” Have To Be Right ✅ Victim Card. ✅ Attention seeker ✅ Never Take Responsibility ✅ Lack Empathy ✅ a parasitical stain on world football certainly not one of life’s pollinators.