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The constant protection GK's get from referees on defensive corners. It knows no limits anymore. Also, how a team like Turkey isn't leading like 6-0 at home against fucking Kazakhstan in a competitive game. (Ignore my bet jinx).

True. 5.00 are some decent odds on a draw (9.00 Iceland win), worth putting on a risky accumulator. Just found out Norway only have one win over Iceland since 1997.

running

You're forgetting Shola, who's gonna be carried on a golden chair onto the field when fit. And probably carried during the match too, for being lazy.

That is something we got ourselves into though, by firing Hughton, selling carroll and being absolute c***s, but thats another discussion entirely. A proper replacement for Enrique would be Cissokho, Santon at RB would give him way more goodwill from the getgo.. This is just stupid. Every time I've seen him he's played LB. Because of Maicon. He is originally a RB though. Well, players do get retrained at other positions, if possible.

That is something we got ourselves into though, by firing Hughton, selling carroll and being absolute c***s, but thats another discussion entirely. A proper replacement for Enrique would be Cissokho, Santon at RB would give him way more goodwill from the getgo.. This is just stupid. Every time I've seen him he's played LB.

Don't know if posted: http://www.shieldsgazette.com/news/local-news/newcastle_threaten_to_ban_fans_for_standing_1_3736802

He is saying he is not PL-proven, that goes for all new foreigners. Dunno if that is mocking like. Don't know if it's the right term, but he's enhancing himself whilst pointing out Santon as "cheap" and "a gamble" in addition to mocking the Italian league, which is one of the saddest and oldest "arguments" out there.

Agree, that's pure mocking.

http://www.jarrowandhebburngazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/black-white/barton_names_next_four_newcastle_players_to_leave_1_3736485

Fucks sakes. We had to wait until the last day. Offer the money you cunts, that's the way it goes with top players I'm afraid. It'll be some new circus number choreographed by Ashley and Llambias, come January. At least HBA is back soon to keep us forgetting for most of the waiting time, if we are going in for the kill on the Cisse-matter.

A win is of course expected, but Norway have fucked up before against Iceland.

Iceland have crazy odds against Norway tomorrow. It's a 50/50 game like. Worth a shot.

I just hope Best and Ba get a chance together upfront. Could turn out to be a very good duo. Success and it will at least be the end of Løvenkrands.

Fully agree with that. Let's get Marveaux to the party. It is time.

Not saying this will happen, but that team (Reckon Santon will be at LB, but anyway a new class fullback either side) would've slaughtered at least half the clubs in this league, and compete for top 6. The infuriating side of it is that it could easily happen with a normal chairman.

Ashley and Llambias is now living in a cave somewhere below SJP, and Pardew has been made deaf mute and told to use troll memes in stead of talking. Because surely, not even Bear Grylls could survive that press conference.

If the whole forum put in a fiver each would that be enough? And does this post count as conspiracy to murder? Probably enough. And now I'm in on it too.

He's stealing the letters now too? What's next? The fucking corner flags? He's gonna go apeshit with Sports Direct signs isn't he? Better rent a hitman.

He'll be lucky to live 'till he's 30.

Pancrate

Depends on how many games Ameobi and Løvenkrands starts really.

6 minutes to buy Kuqi's grandmother.