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The commentator wants them to score so badly. Fuck off.

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Why? not want to see us scoring this season like? I don't want to see Cisse starting any game where we are likely to be under pressure/losing the possession battle. He's a good sub in games like that if we're pushing forward late, but it's hard to think of a worse player as an outlet.

Standing between us and the type of transfer window we all thought was impossible under this ownership is the need for a club to spend real money on Mike Williamson. We're fucked.

Mike fucking Williamson

If Cisse starts this will be a repeat of last week.

Pellegrini going for it. Looking forward to this.

Some people just look like assholes. Bamford is one of those people.

I wanted him off but I thought he'd be smart enough to make it to HT. That's when I would have done it.

Coloccini is two steps slow to everything.

He's the idiot of the week. Should have to walk back to Newcastle.

Fucking ridiculous.

He's definitely one of the worst. Hates us too.

Perez on for Janmaat. Anita to RB and push Wijnaldum back. Only a matter of time for Janmaat right now.

That's four times Cisse has given the ball away.

We have a very capable one on the bench.

Mbemba is definitely our best defender.

Good thing we have cover at RB.

If the game is going to be like this we need Mitrovic to hold the ball up. Cisse is so weak.

Very close. At least three players at fault for that.

Shaky start

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Williamson on the bench. Ugh.

Unchanged team.