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You suck.

It's actually kind of ridiculous how good Marveaux is.

Yohan is so happy.

I'm sort of ok with this if it's a 4-4-2 because there aren't too many other options. Who would play on the right if Cisse was lone striker? Sammy? Obertan even though he's been good on the left recently? Add in Bigi and have Anita play a little wider? Ranger? None of these are ideal.

This is funny. Mainly because if I don't find humor in it I'll break something.

His agents must be the biggest cunts ever.

"Hi there sir, my name is Mathew, and I'm signing for Newcastle United for a fee of precisely five point six million pounds. Good day."

I can't believe we lost to Southampton.

There are more games televised here.

Cabaye was nailed on before injury/Debuchy arrival.

Bye Demba. Thanks for all the goals and one of my favorite songs ever. I won't miss you falling down with your back to goal every time you try to turn, nor your inability to play with Papiss. Or you looking completely spent after 55 minutes.

Ben Arfa is clearly the most exciting, but we got him for the price we did because of his past. I voted for Cabaye. Unreal that we were able to get him for such a low fee. He could be in the first team of the majority of clubs in the world. Tiote should be on this list despite his recent form.

Pards will make following changes: Shola and Sammy on Obertan and Cisse off. Forum pissed until Ameobi's score twice to win 5-4.

Amazing.

Tiote is an asshole.

I usually don't mind him, but he's being a dick today. Great goal. No doubt in my mind we can win this if we (Tiote/Simpson/Santon) stop being complete clowns and gifting them opportunities.

What a cockslap of a goal.

Better stay fit until HBA and Cabaye are back. Not even going to dare dream that we'll actually see the three of them together.

Tiote is so fucking careless. Drives me insane.

As devastating as that was, I didn't feel sick until the Anita injury. Was genuinely happy with the performance and was ready to deal with the loss, but what a blow that is.

This is fucking awesome.

Mike Dean has grapefruits in his pants. Bravo sir.

We have the worst relationship with international FA's. Not surprised given the attitude of those at the top. Some fucking depth would help since we wouldn't be so desperate in all these situations, but obviously that's not an option.

Excellent player. Not sure why anyone doubted him - we don't spend money on subpar players. Unfortunately, we just don't like to spend money very often.

Really? Tiote?