Heron

I apologise profusely for my bout of twattery

Really?! Took us 10mins straight after the game FTR Diame was poor but unfairly criticised as I feel is too often the case these days. Namely down to the fact we have a retarded element of our fan base. The kid needs confidence, he doesn't hide and his overall game play is average at present. He is older than you, child. Older than 27?

Really?! Took us 10mins straight after the game FTR Diame was poor but unfairly criticised as I feel is too often the case these days. Namely down to the fact we have a retarded element of our fan base. The kid needs confidence, he doesn't hide and his overall game play is average at present.

Had some right fucking doylattos behind me today like. They complained like 4 times from the cross to our first goal. Complained how Diame passed it even when it was right. You name it and they complained. Absolute shit houses. We don't need impatient little twatfish at the game. Just get behind them ffs. That aside...50/50 first half but we showed our class in the second. Deserved win. Looking like champions

I don't get why people do that. Proper twattery.

I remember being in a bar somewhere and "Sit doon, if you love the Toon" amongst other variations were being sung then that bloke did that with his prosthetic limb. Was fucking hilarious.

They really wouldn't.

They're horseshit these like. Could literally go down with the worst points ever (again).

It's not so much his athleticism as it is his lack of defensive responsibility that frustrates me. Proving to be top drawer in this division like. Comfortably a level above this along with Ritchie.

Half time heroes was the way forward. Half time entertainment shouldn't be necessary anyways if you ask me. Load of shite. I'm sure people can go without 15mins of "entertainment".

FYP if that's okay.

That equates to 18-21 points ...and?

10 hours without conceding. Quality defensive effort.

Think we'd beat a good 6 or 7 Premiership clubs with our current squad.

Would be good if they did the beam-back more often like. I'd probably go and watch them all (if I wasn't there). Think we might just get a draw down here, it'd be typical of Newcastle to have that many fans travelling down and it be anti-climatic.

post was decent but this seemed totally unnecessary to me I was feeling particularly passionate about what I was writing, maybe a little bit excessive in this sentence.

:lol: That was class. When some of the lads started singing that everyone was geet apprehensive about joining in and then everyone realised it was just a total piss take so started joining in. It was funny because the collective laughter was audible too. What made it even better was when they brought on that baldy chap and everyone started singing "You're just a shit Jonjo Shelvey" and Shelvey noticeable laughed and pointed it out to the player before destroying them some more.

2-0. We'll win without any real threat of conceding and will control the game wasting chances. 1-0 at half time and a second to kill the game off after 63mins approx.

Take. A. Chill. Pill.

Settle. Your. Kettle.

Slutty butty.

People need to remember when we're struggling away to Rotherham, or not trouncing teams 3-0 at home that this club was a complete and utter empty fucking shell before this bloke rocked up. Jamaal fucking Lascelles man, no one would recognise the cunt if it wasn't for Rafa behind him. I'm a big Lascelles fan as it happens but Rafa has made him. So next time we scrape by or don't quite put someone to the sword, people wanna remember that we'd be in Villa's shoes right now if it wasn't for Benitez and if it wasn't for us and our region showing our passion for the game. We're made for each other man, long may it last. Top coach, top manager, top man.

Not so much history but I love those moments away from home where all you can hear is a chorus of jubilant Newcastle fans having a whale of a time...especially when winning and all you can do is take a deep breath, lean back and smile with overwhelming pride. Man U away when Cabaye won it for us being one time. Literally could have stayed there all night singing.

Maradona is a twat. Simples.

I think so. #Boycoutt