Heron

Speaking to a mate who's Dad works at the SAFC academy and apparently it's nailed on Sunderland are going to sign Carlton Cole for £5m.

I also hope he comes back before March. I think he has the potential to be a dream signing for the price we paid, just like Tiote, and Enrique, Hopefully he'll be played on either flank or in an attacking role just in behind Caroll. I think we could finish anywhere between 14th and 6th, but the Premiership will start to develop groups in the next few weeks. A top 2, 3rd to 5th, 6th to 10th, 11th to 14th and the rest fighting relegation. At a hopeful guess, I'd like to think 7th/8th. Realistically I reckon we'll finish 12th.

http://www.toontastic.net/peasepud/stokoe-nam.jpg *actual tears of laughter* I echo these sentiments.

There's competition? Fair point.

Is Gosling not a RM? When Ben Arfa comes back too we will have an awesome midfield imo. Would lack depth though...

I think my mind would blow if Villa, Sunderland and someone wank like Wigan went down. Not going to happen like, but it really would be hilarious.

Scum fans were riling him up after the match so he flashed them "5-1" with his fingers. :lol:

Belter, 2-0. Now Sunderland's lost Bent they (Gateshead) might become the North East's second best club...

It was brilliant after he scored. The whole away section was singing "Lets all do the Nolan" while doing the chicken tonight dance. Class! Wish I had have been there... there was about 20 of us doing it in a bar in Leeds like.

All I'm going to say as I was right all along, and that the chicken dance is canny amazing.

Flashing the 5-1?

Is Joey Bartons twitter actually his? It's canny hilarious...

That explains why my arms don't balance and I walk like a pimp with a limp...

Pardon? Tweeted implying he's watching. Cool, I don't really get this tweet malarky, but if he says something funny please do tell.

Pardon?

We still have the I'#d love to have a pint with José group though...

That's canny shite like. Was looking forward to some fishing. The again doing fishing on there would be like casting your line into the Wear and pulling out a trolley.

Legend is Tino. Tino is legend.

Time for a bit of fun on RTG I think. Saying as I'm a bit bored... Can you use a hotmail account?

It really does say it all when you look at these forums and see our fans laughing, joking, and genuinely happy, whereas all they can do is whinge and whine about how lucky we were. Sunderland are nothing short of a disgrace.

Easy win.

The Oasis mate... Just messing....sorry xx

This sounded like some sort of sick joke, but after 10 seconds of research...thanks, you beautiful homosapian.

WAHEY!

Anyone know any bars in Leeds which will be showing the Toon vs inbreds game? My understanding is that it will be on illegal TV...