bigfella

Yes, he's from Hebburn, but his family are staunch makems, I used to work with his lovely Auntie Cat.

Ok we've been pretty shit over all, but that's the second worldie Martinez has pulled off in this game

Joelinton angling for a booking

That's a corner

Would have been a fantastic goal, Martinez saved it with his studs

Fat Danny Dyer getting chucked out

Should have been two - Callum Wilson would have put that away

They'd been awful up to then

Get in! Great header from Somerville

I thought so at the time, but that angle shows it was a clear back pass to their keeper (approx 5.30 in)

Oh fucking hell, Lewis Miley as captain, I think I've got something in my eye

What a fucking clinical finisher that lad is!

Atmosphere's been better this half

Gordon's had a good half

What the fuck were they looking for there? Well done ref for not wasting any time

Maybe because we hate the fucking bastards?

I'd sign their goalkeeper as our Number 1, been the best keeper in the league this season, in my opinion. Maybe Xhaka and Ballard as backups.

That'll just make them angry.

Murphy hamstring?

That's another yellow card offense on Bruno

FFS WISSA!

Man City get another bye

Villa away

I suppose Barnsley's a canny long trek.

Willock really is finished here, isn't he? That's fucking embarrassing.