Oakie Doke

YOHAAAAAAAN, you had me but I never had you I wanted you, you didn't want me So I, I just got to tell you Goodbye, Cabaye

Cabaye leaving is reminiscent of the time my wife walked out on me. I still masterbate to her voicemail.

but enough about Fabio Borini

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/avs/avatar_3514_1372856851.png

I think we should take a chance on Charlie Austin. Saw him play at the weekend and he's just a natural goalscorer. Reminds me of a young Bill Appleyard.

can we really trust a man whose name is an anagram of "unclean lint roll"?

we should put this quote in the forum banner.

change the thread title already

:lol: thread title change! That is top drawer.

Sell Cabaye. Recall Amalfitano. http://l.wigflip.com/C6r99YoY/roflbot.jpg

and hideously ugly.

I'm in Scotland and it's not available those Scots sure are a contentious people.

did find this post-match interview though.

"You can take our oil, but you'll never watch our Youtube videos!"

and not even a good Liverpool FC. He left us for a team being built around Jay Spearing.