Fenham Mag

This really feels like a cup final, nerves jangling, it’s absolutely massive.

It’s now obvious there’ll be a Chelsea bias moving forward with Tuchel.

Lads calm down, Everton have their first two choice centre backs out that have made them a drawing machine, this one is in the bag.

Bet Cal has had some good use out of that box.

Zlatan must be very close.

Could be true, Everton cannot go up or down in position, a complete dead rubber for them. EDIT: Didn't see Wolves have a game in hand.

Dan Burn is more mobile than him and he's like 10 years older than him.

Such a triggering post for Edwards, he knows what he is doing with language like that. A bit of dick move.

Is visit Detroit a joke?

This cunt been built yet.

It's hilarious

The Everton 'Spirit of the Blues' song is a banger and far superior to 'YNWA'.

I actually think that's fair play, would want us to do that against some long throw merchants.

Tierney Swansomnia

Let's fucking batter these.

It's a common term of endearment in Brazil, let's not cancel his wife for god sake

So true, there’s a inexplicable need from some of our fanbase to sell our best players to buy worse ones, just to say we’re doing ‘bits’ in the transfer market.

Excited to see them both at next summers World Cup.

Sam fender needs to be incorporated somehow.

What’s with the Star Wars font?

Happy birthday you beautiful bastard, the absolute epitome of a Taurus

Bellendham and ‘Trent’ are going to be unbearable. A truly despicable team.

Glad to get that monkey off our back, we can now finally go on a drawing spree.

Great news about no post season tour, that one in Australia was utterly pathetic. Give the lads a proper summer off, fresh and ready to win the league next season.

Bellingham is as unlikeable as they come. Can’t remember him being like that before Madrid. Him swearing on the pitch in Spanish is utter cringe. Hopefully he’ll grow out of it as he’ll be a mainstay in that England team.