Fenham Mag

The content is fucking dire this pre-season and very little of it. It's like the English version of some foreign club's website.

his sell

It's like selling that shite antique which only your Mam likes.

Would have him over Bent.

Will he pass it when they find out he is made of wood?

Footballers in not being very bright shocker.

Oh for fuck sake man... Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 6s Papiss Cisse told to train on his own after dispute about wearing a Wonga shirt #NUFC

You should have to pass a test before you use the internet.

Ohhhh noo he dinnnitt

This is karma, Mike the Mackem.

Obama has brainwashed you.

Premier League quality? Nahh.

We can't just go for everyone you know.

http://jacob.efinke.com/burns.jpg

Noah

Luke Shaw? Zaha? Phil Jones came through when he was 18.

Weird signing.

I think he'll flop. Can't get away from how shit he was at Hull.

If that is true, the club have had enough of his injury record, which I can't say I disagree with. Can't rely on him to be first choice.

Add Shola leaving into that package and you've got a very happy Fenham Mag.

Would love to see him here. I think him and Ben Arfa could really get us sparkling next season.

I want Bent and Remy: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/03/article-1067221-0011F81500000258-698_468x362.jpg

Marcus Bent. I mean Dave's article Edit: Just seen its Rapey.

Who is the other?

Aston Villa should buy Shola as backup.