Fenham Mag

It desperately needs Keano's face photoshopped on

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Shes got a metal peg behind her glasses.

Imagine having Simao and Quaresma on your wings. Entertaining but infuriating at the same time.

Brilliant Neil

Anyone remember when we played Fenerbache? Wonder how many of their 4,000 support went home after the game.

Keep reading the title as Sammy "EASYJET" Ameobi

Really hope Spurs dry hump Shamrock tonight, have no time for their glory supporting fans.

Sammy is better than a lot of our squad tbf. Shola's new contract will be all performance based: - Lecture to Sammy about the importance of the first touch - £20,000 etc.

Bet he can't wait to use the headline 'Mag-nifique'

Wonder how long it will take the mackems to say how classy their club is because they took action on Bramble and we didn't suspend Ranger for his misdemeanors

Very excited to see this lad play.

Messi needs a stint at Stoke to prove his greatness.

This may be the biggest crucifixion by the press since Beckham in 98, he probably doesn't understand a word of it

Didn't realise is brother was actually convicted, 4 and half years in prison. The Bramble brothers on a real life spin-off film of Mean Machine called Minge Machine.

Wor Sammy is going to be a world beater.

'Kelvin , give us a wave' has to get a few outings like.

RTG desperately need better mods and stricter rules. If that failed , then it is purely because it is full of mongs .

Rooney out for this weekend then? Thinking of bringing Wellbeck in.

I'm going with the old , we will win as it will be roasting on Saturday and our foreign lads will cope better with it.

What a miss from Anelka.

Probably getting big macs from the Mcdonalds on that roundabout.

Pelanty.

Great finish Lampard.