geordieglory

Sumerbee: We were the better side/THEY gave US a game today/whinge whinge whinge etc Match stats: Both teams equal on shots, Man Utd ahead 5-3 on shots on target, Man Utd ahead 54%:46% on possession, Man Utd ahead 2-1 on goals scored

I predict a bumming, I predict a bumming.

FSA would probably crow about how much better Blackburn were under his management even if Kean did a Mourinho2 job and won Blackburn the league this year. Cunt.

I think I would die from happiness if they hired him.

I think your argument suffers a massive fail with that bolded sentence. Like Ashley & Co give a shit if they fail in footballing terms. The only thing that will make Mike Ashley leave this club is a massive, ill-gotten profit.

Who's Game of the Day on Football First tonight? Know it was only 1-0, but could it be us? Best result of the day in the Premiership and no crazy 5-4 games or anything, so hopefully we'll get the 90 min slot?

Heskey goal. He's still turboshite. Disgrace that he ever got even 1 cap for England, let alone the 60-odd he finished on. I'd sooner have Stephane Guivarc'h playing up front for the Toon or England than I would that waster. EDIT - 2-2, hahahahaha!

He's a piece of s***. Hope the Washington sniper escapes jail and puts 2 to the back of his head the goofy piece of crap. Give over, you fucking numpty.

Got Slovenia in my work sweepstake so I hope both scores stay exactly as they are. Fuck the Yanks!

Ruined by ITV Commentators forced orgasim. He's been rehearsing that shouting for 18 months. Fucking right. Peter Drury and Clive Tyldesley are the spawn of the devil. Utter bunch of loathsome cunts. Wor Al would've been proud of that goal, mind.

He's possibly even shitter than SWP in an England shirt. Both offer precisely bugger all. Walcott could be a great player, Lennon is a good player, at best. Utter bullshit, both halves of that post. You think Lennon is something special? Think the are best sent in your direction, tbh: not necessarily saying that Lennon will be a great player in the same way as Rooney, Messi etc are great players, but if you have watched both Theo Walcott and Aaron Lennon play football and think that Walcott has more chance of getting to that bracket than Lennon does, then it's you who needs to head to Specsavers. Neither player is 'special' at the moment, but Lennon is a far better player than Walcott, and even if he only has a very slim chance of becoming great, it's better than the absolute zero chance Walcott has. Carry on marching into La-Laa Land, though...

He's possibly even shitter than SWP in an England shirt. Both offer precisely bugger all. Walcott could be a great player, Lennon is a good player, at best. Utter bullshit, both halves of that post.

Wouldn't be shocked at all to see him go there actually. be good for him imo and maybe holloway will have him on as player/coach. At least what's left of his hair would match with his shirt if he did.

Not that Lucas Neill isn't a t*** himself, but this is one of the many, many reasons to hate Carracunt: http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2008/09/04/carragher-nearly-had-lucas-neill-assaulted Probably my most hated individual player in the Premiership (and I don't really harbour any special animosity towards Liverpool), including other prize c***s such as Kieron Richardson, Lee Catermole and Gary Neville. Always been WILDLY overrated as a footballer as well. It will disgust me if he is on the plane to South Africa. 1)He didn't have Neill assaulted; his mates asked him if they should avenge him. Again, not the same thing at all. Wouldn't your mates do the same? 2)Personally, if someone broke my leg, I'd be more than happy to see them get theirs broken, too. 3)How is he overrated? He has never received anything like the plaudits that Rio, Terry, Woodgate or Campbell have, despite being an integral part of a defence every bit as good as theirs. He might not be as big as Terry or as skilful as Rio or Woodgate, but he's still a top-class defender. 1)Way to miss the point. If you didn't detect the undercurrent of "I was this close to agreeing with my friends' suggestion to attack Neill, but I'm a bigger man than that: GO ME!" in what he was saying (which betrays a fucking moronic and nasty mindset, just to state the blindingly obvious), then I'd suggest that reading comprehension wasn't your strong point at school. And - as Liam says - there is the unmistakable hint in his words that David Thompson being present was the only reason that he didn't 'give the go ahead', which actually contradicts and undermines the bullshit "I rose above all that" self-congratulation that he's just come out with. If you don't think that's Grade A Cunt material, then I wouldn't like to be in your social circle. 2)And there lies the difference between you and me. Draw your own conclusions. 3)He is overrated because he played for England whilst never being an international quality defender.

Not that Lucas Neill isn't a twat himself, but this is one of the many, many reasons to hate Carracunt: http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2008/09/04/carragher-nearly-had-lucas-neill-assaulted Probably my most hated individual player in the Premiership (and I don't really harbour any special animosity towards Liverpool), including other prize cunts such as Kieron Richardson, Lee Catermole and Gary Neville. Always been WILDLY overrated as a footballer as well. It will disgust me if he is on the plane to South Africa.

He's a cunt. And a cunt who's rubbish at football. No conceivable benefit to having him in the squad at all, I'd rather have Titus in there if England's first 20 central defenders couldn't turn up for whatever reason.

Bale is ridiculously good for such a young player.

Shearer did it every game. Yeah, but we like him. It's topical to call Terry, plus he's a c***.

Class goal by Fuller.

Canny finish from Jlloyd Samuel, like. Shame it was at the wrong end.

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