Pilko

Good thing we've got a strong bench.

Sign some fucking defenders.

Victor Anichebe - one of those FUCKING SHIT players who ALWAYS scores against NUFC. FOR FUCKS SAKE.

So close.

Oh great, that'll be a retrospective ban for Colo then.

Williamson's touch

Come on lads.

How many times is Jelavic going to be allowed to handle it before he gets booked?

Shola going down in ten stages

Much, much better.

Been saying it for years, our strikers are constantly fouled, climbed upon and pushed and we get about 1 in 10 legitimate fouls, compared to the 8/10 the away side normally get. It's fucking annoying.

Martin Atkinson and Tiote have been Everton's two best players.

Amazing free kick. It's not like we've been warned, giving away all those stupid fucking free kicks.

That was the most blatant climb I've ever seen and the cunt didn't give it. Utter tosser.

Martin Atkinson is useless. I swear the apparent 'home advantage' that exists for teams with officials doesn't apply to us, ever.

I can see that irritating home game pattern of our 'target man' being pushed and pulled all game and getting nowt and the away forwards getting every single foul their way emerging AGAIN.

Fantastic block, dreadful defending though. We can't control Fellaini.

Has Marveaux touched the ball yet?

Perch's distribution has been shit so far, that's about four times already he's hit a simple pass straight to a blue shirt.

Tiote is an absolute liability. Please, please let us sell him. Bigi is a more composed player.

There was absolutely nowt wrong with Shola's challenge there, fuck off ref.

Finally I can see the player that Pardew sees in Obertan.

Fantastic stuff so far, corner time. willo pls

Fucking class backheel Shola.