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What the frig are those silver cuffs on the Stoke shirt sleeves?

Fucking hell. Can you imagine Williamson doing that

Nathan Baker's an unlucky lad isn't he

What's that, Jonathan Pearce? Ba shunted onto the left wing again? Ooooooh he'll not be happy!

Nice of Harper to get a mention on MOTD

Didn't know you had a job mate, how's it going? alright, alright. I didn't see 90% of the game and I won't specify the reason why!

I worked through it and didn't see more than flashes of the game; but it looked like we were shit and the goal we conceded was shit. Hooray for finishing above the mackems in the worst way possible without anyone being relegated.

Well, he is a Spurs fan. Figures. Yes, I'm aware it's a stupid urban myth

Akinfenwa is a lower league legend like. There's some nice alliteration for you on a Saturday afternoon.

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He has. Sadly, it's too little too late and doesn't excuse the multitude of garbage performances up until that point. Will be glad when he leaves; time for Tavernier to step up to second choice. He'll get picked up by a promoted side IMO.

Alnwick may well get his debut, isn't it customary to sub retiring keepers in stoppage time to allow them an ovation from the crowd?

The picture of him on the top story on .cock

The Souness/Roeder days must have been awful for him. Shay had probably his poorest form since the initial 'battle' between the two when Souness was in charge and he barely got a game even in the cups; whilst Roeder made him play through injury and then took him straight back out for Given as thanks.

I'd love him to go and have a swansong season in the Championship and then come back in some sort of coaching, backroom or development role. A great bloke and a great servant to the football club.

Two weeks wages for not signing stuff is so daft. Funnily enough, I do agree with the line on not flying straight off on holiday after the Spurs game; they'll not concentrate is they're about to jet off within hours. Just a shame everything else he's said around that masks it in a shroud of sheer stupidity

Doesn't surprise me, that stat about Tiote and the most goals conceded. Some of his more shambolic, ineffective performances have resulted in games where we've shipped 3, 4, 6 and 7. The Arsenal away game was, and still is, the point of no return for Tiote for me. It was the most lazy, ill-disciplined and fucking shite performance I've seen from a centre-mid since the days of Amdy Faye and Nicky Butt.

Wigan's defending on the first and third goals is exactly why they've been relegated. Would be shit on a Sunday morning that positioning.

Shame it never went to the last day... but still, fuck Wigan. Bye, you cunts.

I want Wigan to win tonight purely for some final day drama. Not really bothered who goes down, if Wigan drop then great but I'd rather the mackems had some nice nerve-shredding moments on the final day even if they didn't drop.

Wigan to score first @ 5/2 Wigan to win @ 7/1 Wigan to win 2-1 @ 24/1 Split a tenner between the above (£5, £3, £2 respectively).

I'd trade the 0-4 that Pardew doesn't care about for him getting the boot. Games a dead rubber anyway, bit harsh on Harps though. He'd probably concede more if we didn't arrange to throw the game. Damage limitation at 4-zip, this is NUFC under Pardew.

I'd trade the 0-4 that Pardew doesn't care about for him getting the boot. Games a dead rubber anyway, bit harsh on Harps though.

Shane Ferguson gets a game for whichever Ireland he fancies playing for these days too like.

Wigan have shit fans and we always seem to lose to them. I'd be delighted if they finally dropped down.