Pilko

I've gone past the stage where I feel sorry for him and I want to see the cunt suffer for making me and all the other fans watch his pathetic attempts at defending and playing football for so long. There's lack of ability and then there's today - no guts, no clue, and fucking flinching as Orlandi took his chance for the first goal. It's so boring, but we are vindicated for repeating what we've all been saying for ages "hope he fucks off soon" and "he's shit hate him" cos we do it every week. He'll be dropped for Taylor sooner or later, Taylor will look mint by comparison for three games and then get injured again, we won't have bought a new CB and this plank will be in the starting side until May. Nailed on.

This is a fucking watershed for the club this like. Shola sent off as captain and giving the armband to Williamson who produced the most limp and pathetic display in recent memory from a defender. It's just so boring now, can't be arsed. We lose EVERY GAME and it's just really irritating, more than anything else. Apathy is the word.

He did just fine. Pleased for him that he got a half.

The symmetry with the defeat at Brighton last season was alarming. Sick of hearing the same old speel from Pardew after the game, "big players not on the pitch" is wearing very fucking thin now and I am really starting to hate the bloke. The whole club is rotten to the core at the moment.

Play anyone but please not fucking Shola.

Shola played 90 minutes against Everton so I'd be surprised if we did start him. I think Ranger might get a chance from the start.

Be nice if he (and Inman) could make a break towards the first 18 as a result of their loan spells.

If this is true, then it is fantastic news. Good to see us moving early for a change.

Thread title is genius

"Hi, my name is Ryan and I'm looking for a £250,000 investment in my product, the wheel, for a 1% stake in my business."

At the moment, Tiote looks like the naive inexperienced young lad. Bigi is far from the finished article but he already posts more mature, reliable and considered displays than Tiote does. I would love Bigi to cement his place whilst Tiote is away in Africa.

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Why does SSN suddenly become just as credible than the official word from the club? That's the problem with a lot of modern fans, if Jim White and David Craig say it's true than they'll fucking hang their hat on it, no matter what.

I genuinely believe Pardew made the sub as a statement rather than because he thought it could make a difference. Aye. Same with Streete on the bench last week, even though he claimed he was the 'only defender' (despite Tav actually coming on at the end).

That depends, our new forward will probably be Chris Iwelumo on loan.

Aye, that's what I meant. My right the way I watched it innit. I'm not saying he was 'at fault' or owt, but it wasn't completely unsaveable as some are making out.

He took a step to his right before the Baines free kick, if he'd not done that he'd have saved it imo. It was spectacularly hit, but Krul's balance was off.

It's probably what Pardew thinks, actually. Plucked straight from Alan's thoughts, that one.

Jonas as sub goalie? Don't be so fucking mental, get out of here.

At 4 currently. Lose at Norwich and I'll be at a 6.

What a load of weapons grade horseshit that is. Load of bollocks.

Can see 1-0, Iron Mike deflected o.g. again.

I hope we never ever see him start on the right hand side ever again.

Elliot Tavernier Streete Coloccini Santon Obertan Abeid Bigirimana Marveaux Cisse Campbell Why not. Not fucked about the score.

The fucking irony of Michael Owen saying that 'Newcastle are too good to go down' on Match of the Day.