Pilko

That article where Hughton "admits Williamson is unlikely to be coming now" - I saw the exact same quotes from him in another article where it said he was "poised to join". There isn't anything from him there that says he is or isn't coming - and SSN and all the Pompey ITKs seem to think the deal is still on.

Yep, noises I've heard from people today seem to be that we're getting this bloke. These people probably watch SSN, though.

Aye, was really good of the ref to ignore two pen claims (Olsson on Carroll and Jara on Lovenkrands) as well as letting that dirty cunt Olsson get away with murder. What a load of shite, now please rot off.

http://www.newcastle.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=185797 Written 1 hour ago.

Vitalfootball (I know, I know) says the deal will be tied up in the next 48 hours and that he's still on Tyneside waiting for the green light from Portsmouth. They cite SSN as their source, though, otherwise I wouldn't have posted this.

Ronaldinho

I don't think there's another player in world football who has had as vertical a decline as Dida over the last 5 years.

That was a bit good from Pandev.

Next option seems to be you, I've just texted Chrissy: "Tavernier on loan for NOFC please?"

Was Geoff Thomas the one who got picked for England and then chipped that one-on-one out for a throw in?

Get your ears cleaned out mate. He said '2000, for Arsenal' oops.

"First goal in English domestic football for almost a decade." erm, 2004 being his last one. So 5 and a bit years now qualifies as a decade?

That was a bit good from Sylvinho.

Taylor isn't a Premier League keeper though, really.

Amazing save by Taylor.

YOU'RE SHIT HAHAHA EDIT: Not you, Keefaz.

Harper Tavernier Kadar Coloccini Enrique Guthrie Smith Nolan Gutierrez Ranger Lovenkrands please.

yay

When is the deadline for signing players if we want them to feature on Wednesday?

Well, that didn't take long.

I love Nigel Adkins, his enthusiasm for the game is brilliant.

Are ITV contracted only to use music with "Somebody" in the title? So far, we've had Be Somebody by The Enemy and Use Somebody by Kings of Leon.

Tuncay has been Tunshite. Danny Pugh needs a good haircut.

Almost four!

Whitehead