It's called a search engine, the forum has one. Amazing stuff eh?
No, the search engine is fucking crap. I searched for "Eastenders thread" last night and funnily enough, the thread called "THE OFFICIAL EASTENDERS THREAD" was on the second page.
Did you use the advanced search and search by topic title only? Because there's only three threads on the entire forum with 'Eastenders' in the title.
The search function is fine.
I wasn't even aware such a thing existed. I worded that a bit strongly, sorry.
Boy. my. face. is. red.