Pilko

Ameritoon, do you know a guy called Mike?

Me too, FabregAsh! is a right pretentious twat, isn't he?

He's been finished for about a year, he's playing purely on his reputation from years gone by.

Let's see Ranger and Ferguson.

Yeah, if tonight's goalscoring exploits don't force Hughton to start him then I dunno what will. Hes already matched Carroll's tally for the season in about a third of the starts.

Cheers for the heads up. In other news, I've already won some money because I had Lovenkrands to score 2 or more. If we keep a clean sheet, I win even more money.

Yay!

"That would be meeeeeeeeeeee, Ted"

Reading are a better side than their league position suggests, McDermott has got them playing.

Christ, another good chance. Reading need to take one soon.

Aquilani's pinged pass a moment ago he's fucking terrible.

Carroll just wide.

wp Mowen. I have him to score 2+ so I need him to grab another.

I go downstairs for 2 seconds... I have him to score 2 or more, get in.

corner to us

Shame Ronaldo is at the match bbc newcastle "Carroll's touch and layoffs so far have been superb, absolutely first class"

Let's hope Dave has plenty of thread title editing to do tonight

hopefully the sound of the Kev and Nicky masterclass will cheer you up.

It's on tv? The FiveLive Extra coverage.

Would be nice to see Ferguson get a run about if we're strolling after 70-ish minutes.

Newcastle 0-1 Plymouth - £2 Lovenkrands to score 2 or more - £2 Newcastle to win to nil £6

Would rather Butt played tonight and not in the crucial game on Monday tbf. Decent that, was hoping Ranger would start though. Carroll and Lovenkrands did not work last time against Derby.

Liverpool game will be on in the background in mute, Newcastle on the radio.

Oh good, that means the rest of us can breathe easily tonight.