Pilko

If Hughton has any sense he'll use him as a makeweight in the Beckford deal. I don't want us to lose him, but if he ain't playing then we might as well move him on, for his own sake.

He's talking about it as if he's already gone

It makes no sense, why are they having a ticker-tape parade if apparently it hasn't gone through yet? EDIT: nearly as bad as Chelsea having "ROBINHO 10" available to buy on their club site before City came in for him at the eleventh hour.

Beckford seems like a confident lad to me.

Bloody hell man, I know he sometimes comes across as a bit arrogant with his posting style, but that's a bit excessive.

Hopefully that wage space will free up a signing or two.

Thanks for the free-kick away at Spurs, good luck.

Well done Ian, you guessed it spot on.

Is it just me or has every other 20-odd number been drawn but us.

OMG OMG

Three Lions on his shirt. I remember that.

Sick header. Feel a bit bad for Zola.

Upped - 20th Feb being suggested as a date. Discuss.

http://www.radiotimes.com/content/features/galleries/apprentice-contestants/01/mainImage.jpg tbh

Slow? Fucking hell.

If West Ham go down I'd love to see us poach Diamanti.

One of your players has been called up for "last game at their current club" duty: Matthew Killgallon has been selected for Sheffield United today. SELECT OPTION 45 minutes only Withdraw from squad

Mark Clattenburg has so had some hair surgery. He had a full blown baboons arse at the Shearer testimonial.

One of the many reasons I don't trust anything Skirge says. Who the fuck dresses their dog up? It was a slow summer.

Need a West Ham win for one of my bets, not arsed if they lose though.

Purple nose.

Shite song, but quite a decent opening intro thingy for ITV this year imo. I quite like that song. Good to see Hartson is doing better.

Fuck me, Matt Smith, thats an awful tie.

BE SOMEBODY BE SOMEBODY BE SOMEBODY BEEEEEEEE SOMEBODDYYYY BEEEEEEEE SOMEBODDYYYY solid gold solid gold solid goooooo-ooooold

fucking hope so Skirgey boy.