Pilko

Offside for that pen decision. Justice is done by another awful penalty

Macheda isn't even that good. He smells of cabbage too.

What a goal that is by Figueroa

"You get the feeling there'll be goals in this one" - she's trying to sound like Linekar but in reality sounds like someone who can't read an autocue without making obvious that they're reading an autocue.

Why does Hansen always have a pencil in his hands?

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Carbon copy of Olofinjana vs Stoke that. Great goal.

That's a bit good from Gary Cahill.

Megson looks like a monk from behind, and a barman from the front.

Aye, definitely. I just dont mind him. Linekars hardly Tommy Cooper like. Linekar has at least a bit of personality about him. Manish is like a robot.

Nah, Manish is dull as fucking dishwater. Even sitting opposite Claridge can't make him interesting.

Gabby Logan can fuck off. And so can you Manish you boring dullard.

What a total cunt of a hat that was in the crowd there.

Berbatov has been such a huge disappointment for Manchester United. Never included in those "shit transfers" lists though.

Is it just me, or do fullbacks nowadays not really bother to block the cross?

Uncharactaristic mistakes from Cech there.

You choo-choo-choose me?

Choose Chris Hughton.

Gypsy Rose Lee couldn't anticipate Dicehead's flick-on's man.

I'd like to think we'd be able to at least give Hughton a fighting chance by getting a few decent coaches and assistants in upon gaining promotion. At the minute, it just seems to be Hughton, Calderwood and Paul Barron, after that just one fitness coach and then the ones working with the youths.

Don't think it's anything to do with Kinnear, just he's a cautious bloke who knows the fans didn't want him in charge in the first place. It's certainly had an effect, running so many training sessions (on his own pretty much) that were 90% focused on defensive training. Playing Devil's advocate but who can argue with only 12 goals conceded in 21 games? Throw in 8 points clear at the top of the League and 3 manager of the month awards out of 4... We can all see the faults and deficiencies but he's got the results to back him up. Personally I'd say the clean sheets are more down to the quality of the back four and Smith's form than the actual tactics. Having said that, Smith is almost like a third centre back at times, although whether that's how he plays the DM role or what Hughton has told him to do is anyone's guess.

Don't think it's anything to do with Kinnear, just he's a cautious bloke who knows the fans didn't want him in charge in the first place. It's certainly had an effect, running so many training sessions (on his own pretty much) that were 90% focused on defensive training.

If you look beneath the surface, then there's a reason for it.

Actually, I think that Hughton would be much better if he hadn't worked under Kinnear for almost six months. All that horrible, cunty, negative play seems to have been inplanted firmly into his head.