Ketsbaia

Niko Kovac won't be happy.

Ah damn

Would love Peru to get something here, not just for Nobby. This tournament needs a Peru.

Are we saying more goals is no fun? I'm really not following this anti-VAR stuff tbh. If half the goals are penalties, I'd not say it's more fun. I think VAR could work but they need to restrict how it's used - anything subjective should be kept to the referee.

VAR is revealing that every match probably has 2 or 3 penalties within it but beautiful human error has kept us sane until now. It's no fun when everything is being pulled up (with a 2-minute wait) for penalties. Only hope is that, over time, defenders will learn to stop doing this stuff.

They'll become world experts in cheesy chip-related heart problems but that's about it.

Shit games are starting to accumulate. You know what I miss? Goals from open play. They were nice.

He's a nailed-on Wet Spammer. And they're having a good summer.

Not even a trip to Centre Parcs

They need to get rid of it, like. It's bad sportsmanship to kick-off when the other team are off celebrating.

Monitoring takes time, you know.

Have a bet on this being the highest scoring group. Fingers crossed.

I wouldn't touch Sturridge.... it'd probably injure him.

How English Smart teams win.

Makes no sense Those players hardly weaken the team, to be fair.

Rest players v Panama (because they're shit) and v Belgium (because finishing 2nd looks set to have a nicer route). Then it's over 2 weeks until the next big game. Great chance to take it easy and throw in Rose, Loftus-Cheek, Rashford, Vardy, Alexander-Arnold etc.

Fucking hell, what a transfer :anguish:

Apparently that Loveo Majer has decided to join Dinamo Zagreb over us and Sampdoria.

I love Peru even more after that, they were class. Should've at least got a draw.

It means we're pressing the 'Monitor' button.

£15m would have to be a yes, really. Let's hope it gets that far.

Not sure why Messi keeps taking penalties, his record isn't great. Knew he'd miss that one.

Good game, although Argentina's defence is horrific. Too much is riding on Messi too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQQZunR6Bjs

Too many former team mates of Ronaldo offering punditry.