Ketsbaia

Would like B, D, E, G, K, L Avoid C, F, H, I

Stay away from H

Group D would be lovely

The wall pushers face a black and white striped Italian team.

Olympique Mayonnaise

"That's all". Are you sure? Are you really sure?

Richard Wright will be the 5th.

Just waiting for 'Four Poofs And A Piano' to play him on, make it a proper chat show.

Absolutely buzzing for this

I love the way they've blended a cup draw with a chat show.

"AVB won't stick his head out the window like Harry did. Ahhhh, Harry. We miss him".

Strange if they replace Dembele and Dempsey with Kieran Richardson, though.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2196243/Sheffield-United-stand-Jessica-Ennis.html

Jess Ennis is having a stand at Brammall Lane named after her.

probably here tbh

Jerson Cabral is going to FC Twente instead of Swansea, a player I've just signed for FC Twente on FM. Using this logic, Newcastle are signing Mbiwa!

Leverkusen, Brugge, AIK would be nice.

Must be nice to sign players FYP

Oviedo looked good for Copenhagen the other night but why do Everton need a left back? Is there a chance he gets pushed into midfield?

I love that in one day we have the contrast of being giddy over European adventures and then the grim reality of signing nobody on deadline day.

Anyone mentioned that Dempsey has turned down Villa because he wants Liverpool?

I'm referring to the Rossi and Sibierski day of glory.

No matter how calm and rational the rest of the summer has been, there's just something about this day that makes everyone crazy. Panic, desperation, disbelief and joy....all sorts of emotions. What I do know is that we all get far too stressed out So are you ready?

Oh come on! I dunno what to say anymore, Pardew has gone into overdrive with these sort of quotes.