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Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Man United 3rd-6th: Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Newcastle Relegation: Norwich, Reading, Wigan Overachievers: QPR possibly, but even then it's not THAT good. Underperformers: West Brom Top Goal Scorer: Sergio Aguero Break Out Year: Sylvain Marveaux, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Shinji Kagawa Season to Forget: Ashley Young, Stewart Downing, Victor Moses PFA Player of the Year: Sergio Aguero PFA Young Player of the Year: Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain Manager of the Year: Roberto Mancini First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Steve Clarke Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 6th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: Poorly domestically but we'll last until the round after the Europa group games. Domestic Championship Promotion: Bolton, Cardiff, Blackburn Championship Relegation: Barnsley, Bristol City, Huddersfield FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Man United Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Dortmund Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: Paris Saint-Germain World Player of the Year: Lionel Messi, you might have heard of him. Other Will Stewart Downing finally get a league assist/goal for Liverplol? Yep Will Fernando Torres score 15+ goals? Yep, just. How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 3 by? 24 On what date will Fat Sam get that top job he deserves? March 32nd Tiote or Cattermole? Bigi Mario Balotelli - what insane stuff will he do? Put a condom over his head as a celebration, shout a lot, karate kick a supporter, he may even smile one day.

A proper ITK! I'll blame you if nothing materialises The only thing I'm confused about is that Anita and Van der Wiel are meant to have a new agent and when I mentioned it later on, the guy seemed surprised. So....yeh.

The meeting with Ajax officials seems to be true because I was at Sky Tyne & Wear today. Was in the room when the agent was called. They said Friday/Saturday but wouldnt say where its happening.

At QPR? I think Opta counted it but many places didn't. Or something like that....

OK, this place is going stir crazy with our quiet summer. Time to bring back the predictions! FourFourTwo were finally kind to us and predicted us to be 7th (although they put Sunderland 9th!). Premiership Winners: Runners Up: 3rd-6th: Relegation: Overachievers: Underperformers: Top Goal Scorer: Break Out Year: Season to Forget: PFA Player of the Year: PFA Young Player of the Year: Manager of the Year: First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Newcastle United Where will we finish?: Top Goalscorer?: How will we do in the cup competitions?: Domestic Championship Promotion: Championship Relegation: League One Promotion: League One Relegation: League Two Promotion: League Two Relegation: FA Cup: League Cup: Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Europe La Liga winner: Serie A winner: Bundesliga winner: Champions League winner: Europa League winner: World Player of the Year: Other Will Stewart Downing finally get a league assist/goal for Liverplol? Will Fernando Torres score 15+ goals? How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 3 by? On what date will Fat Sam get that top job he deserves? Tiote or Cattermole? Mario Balotelli - what insane stuff will he do?

So it's time to set the transfer market ablaze? Best get the lighters out, it's that time of year. It'll make the Olympic flame look like a lit match.

Hopefully Debuchy is following this transfer.

Moses is nowhere near good enough, like. Absolutely baffling.

Van der Wiel and Anita have both just hired 'super agent' Mino Raiola, apparantly. As Zlatan's agent, he's known as a selling agent, so maybe he's there to engineer a transfer. Officials of both clubs are meant to be meeting on Friday.

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Damn Meningitis seems to be the new metatarsal.

Fletcher This is actually going to happen! Amazing.

Once we buy 3 or 4 players, I'm all for selling Obertan. But definitely not until then.

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Look at me, look at me. I used the word 'pathetic'. Pathetic.

This is as easy as the Olympics. When is it meant to get difficult?

The best thing about Toulalan is that his name has 'ooh la la' in it.

Do Ligue 1 viewers rate Abdennour of Toulouse? I like the look of him and our scouts obviously watch French football. Might be pricey though.

Part of me expects us to randomly sign Douglas one day but - whilst it'd be nice to have another CB - we have three already. That isn't much but we survived half a season with only two of them and I'm starting to believe a CM will be more important right now.

Yeah, we'll see about that...

Isco, so we have the Isco-Xisco disco.

That'll be on RTG within the hour and the 'bitter' taunts will come out. Surely deep down - deep, deep, deep down - they know this is exactly whats happening. Nice one, brummie

The sky isnt falling - we've sold no-one and will still end up buying two or three. Patience.

Man Utd don't need him, like. Dunno why he hasn't gone for a CM.

People can be ruthless around here Having said that, it was an attention seeking comment that even he doesnt believe. Nobody does.