Big River

it's really poor form, like. fans are essentially paying a fortune for the football shirt equivalent of F10s

can't believe they're not doing the authentic in long sleeves. bring back Castore.

we're not great at hiring for these senior roles I blame Mike Ashley, as always. fat cunt left us with nothing so we're having to do this on the fly. luckily we've got a world class manager, otherwise this could have all quite easily been a disaster.

did anyone else notice his warm up at half time? it was the most half arsed thing I have ever seen. he must have knew he was coming on, which makes it even worse. he's got a terrible attitude for whatever reason.

the one time DJ Daft Cunt could have played it was yesterday, and he didn't even bother his inability to read a room is staggering

it's way too early for a Davey Gate special. it'll be terrible. need to give them at least a few months after the release.

think they'll win today. already looking forward to them getting pumped every week in the Premo. straight back down to earth.

when was the last time we wore the new home kit on the last day of the season?

Delap to Everton would be massively underwhelming. he could easily be leading the line for a much better team/bigger club.

I know he doesn't really want one, but it'd be mint if King Kev had an official role. he'd be the best ambassador we could ever ask for. just going around waxing lyrical about the club and city. what a legend.

eh do you know Sam Fender?

I'm getting the long sleeve pro version with all the trimmings. just to spite you

FEWCHAHEADS*

you just the resident misery these days?

we're going to batter these