themanupstairs

All 8:05 kickoffs are 1-0 to the home side except ours ffs.

Cabaye's carry-on with Cristaldo will get him sent off. Get Anita and Marveaux on the pitch for him and Tiote.

Jonas is by far the best attacking threat we have, that tells you a lot.

Was about to reply then I noticed your avatar

Also, howay man, he's been very good tonight. Above his recent usual standard going forward.

Where the fuck did this referee learn to officiate? Under water? THE worst refereeing team I've ever seen. By far.

Also they have Viagra and Gueye which should be interesting for the commentators. Is Fininho just Steve Finnan gone all Perchinho?

Bizarre team selection on the face of it.

Very. Not sure what the f*** Anita and Marveaux are doing on the bench when they need playing time. I won't even mention MYM at RB

Wait....i just did

Suarez

What happened?

Gouffran Bordeaux Europa league

Gouffran Newcastle NO Europa League.

 

Damn!

 

 

Still we've got Debuchy.

Debuchy in attack? gtfo 

Guess he can lead the line in the away leg.

Provided his home leg is fine

(where's the get me coat smily when i need it ffs)

Wtf are you lot on about? The fucker is cup tied man! Do some research, or better yet, use your brains to think!!

Enter through the Player's Entrance, you use the Away (old Home) and Referee (old away) changing rooms. You get to use the dugouts. Friends and family sit in the Milburn stand. It's a quick turn around for the next guys, so don't expect too much time to take it all in. Then you're upstairs to Shearer's for a buffet type thing, which isn't terrible.

 

And is it a proper 90 minute match? or just a kickabout?

 

30 mins each way.

 

FA linesman and ref.

 

NUFC staff running the event. Supporters able to walk through Milburn entrance to watch game.

 

So I'll get to meet Andy Woodman? 

 

Cheers lads. Need as much info as possible now, as trying to organize a trip out from Cyprus is already a bitch of a task.

 

 

When Stu said 'NUFC staff' he meant more like Newcastle United Foundation staff.

I figured man. Let a boy dream ffs.

Enter through the Player's Entrance, you use the Away (old Home) and Referee (old away) changing rooms. You get to use the dugouts. Friends and family sit in the Milburn stand. It's a quick turn around for the next guys, so don't expect too much time to take it all in. Then you're upstairs to Shearer's for a buffet type thing, which isn't terrible.

 

And is it a proper 90 minute match? or just a kickabout?

 

30 mins each way.

 

FA linesman and ref.

 

NUFC staff running the event. Supporters able to walk through Milburn entrance to watch game.

So I'll get to meet Andy Woodman? 

Cheers lads. Need as much info as possible now, as trying to organize a trip out from Cyprus is already a bitch of a task.

Enter through the Player's Entrance, you use the Away (old Home) and Referee (old away) changing rooms. You get to use the dugouts. Friends and family sit in the Milburn stand. It's a quick turn around for the next guys, so don't expect too much time to take it all in. Then you're upstairs to Shearer's for a buffet type thing, which isn't terrible.

And is it a proper 90 minute match? or just a kickabout?

Do you also get the chance to use the facilities? Dressing rooms, dugout etc.? As in, how much of a "shabang" is it? A fellow toon solider is getting married the following week and we're thinking of flying out there for the bachelor do. The groom is a forum member, so it would potentially be just him and myself taking part in the game. The rest of the fellas aren't fans but would happily watch from the stands.

Love for this to work out like.

This is a few days before my birthday. So tempted to fly in from Cyprus and treat myself to a 34th birthday present for a change. Wow. The ultimate present this would be!

Will work out costs and shit and give a final answer asap.

Think I'll bring in Dzeko and Monreal for Suarez and MYM. Suarez is just an irksome foul human being and MYM is lovely but can't get a fucking game.

Have a feeling Dortmund will have something to say in the CL this year.

People who have season tickets and sit near the manager and think they are bessa mates/part of the staff. Most evident at Old Trafford.

46 points with Suarez ©, G Johnson x2 - Michu and Davies to play.

I'd love me a copy of the Van Basten winner against the USSR in '88.

When will you start taking orders in gb? What's your pricing like etc.?

Loving this thread at the moment 

I think it's a mistake to add the game and the scoreline, it was better with just the goalscorer and goal time. Then there's a bit of insider knowledge about them, you can see if people know where the goal is from, you can explain it to them etc.

 

I would keep it as simple as possible with the text.

 

I disagree with this. These goals are memorable events and having the score and date provides context of the day. Makes it more memorable.

 

By the way if this hits big time, you might want to consider filing some sort of patent or intellectual property protection. Otherwise some f***er will just copy your idea.

The creation celebrates the goal though. That in itself is a memorable event. Some great or significant goals have been scored by teams who ended up on the losing end as well. Maybe PR can give you the choice of having the whole match commemorated.

Agree with the second part. Get on it pronto mate.

I think it's a mistake to add the game and the scoreline, it was better with just the goalscorer and goal time. Then there's a bit of insider knowledge about them, you can see if people know where the goal is from, you can explain it to them etc.

 

I would keep it as simple as possible with the text.

Agree completely with Ian here. Could be the real "quirk" that always comes with successful marketing.

"Less is more" type of thing.

Cabayes tackle was terrible, but it wasn't malicious so a retrospective ban would've been terrible. I just think by the time it happened the whole team was sloppy in challenges, possession, we just had no more gas to run on. So his challenge was late, but it wasn't malicious. Those types of tackles happens late in the game, and Cabaye and especially Sissoko looked knackered.

that's the way I saw it as well.

Beckham's against Wimbledon.

After a day of reflection, I can say that I'm not too disappointed with the result of this game. I was content enough with the display but the Spurs goals were rather soft ones to give away, especially from a defensive point of view.

 

Donkey Kong Bale was the difference between the two sides, he was on his game yesterday and he took advantage of our weaknesses but as always he was also his c*** self. On another note, before this season, I've always regarded Martin Tyler as being one of the best commentators around but his constant w*** over Bale (and Suarez earlier on this season) was very irritating and he's pretty much quickly descending into the Clive Tyldesley category of commentating. Shame.

Tyler is all voice man nowt else.