Neil

Oh Oakie. So zany.

Brazil v France later on.

Captain Hendo with a dive, nice.

Can tell Shelvey's been playing with Gerrard. Long diagonal balls floating out of play / straight to a Norway player. Blockbuster.

I'm surprised that you seem surprised if i'm honest. Also does this Dawson have any relation to the Tottenham one? I am. You have the best league in the world domestically. Some of the best international managers and coaches have come to work in your country. The facilities are top notch everywhere in the country. You have a fairly big population and football is without doubt the number 1 sport. There is absolutely no reason whatsoever that a country like Norway, or even Holland, should be taking the piss out of you. You guys, however, have much more humility. You, and indeed nearly all other countries, have realised to get anywhere you need to go right to grass-roots level. Top notch facilities mean the square root of fuck all in the long-run. What matters is the right brand of football being played. Something the FA are doing fuck all to fix.

Comeback with extra grit and determination!

PELLA YEAH PSYCHO GRIT DETERMINATION

That goal came about because their forward pressurised our defender. Everything came from that, the shit goal kick, the static defending. Completely and utterly pathetic, man. Basic movement apparently beyond us.

Bang. :lol:

If you think about it, this is even worse than seeing the senior team. This is supposed to be the future. Some hope that things will improve. We're in an absolute fucking mess and I have no faith that the FA will do much to fix it. Shambolic.

Hopefully some zany tactics by Pearce will save this game. Butland up front.

Put two past Montenegro before you talk shit, with your hot tea sipping ass. Arse. Anyway, San Marino offered stern resistance before we fought and won. You needed Jonny Evans, or at least someone Evans, to beat Jamaica in the 90th minute. Peter Crouch scored 3 against Jamaica and did a robot dance. Case closed.

We would. We'd fight and win, too.

We're just selective with our goals btw.

Mike trying to big up Honduras because USA are shit.

I don't wanna hear it. Y'all get 4 games against Moldova and San Marino ffs. Meanwhile Montenegro are top. Montenegro would kick your ARSE (note the spelling) in fairness. Plus we're top with a win. Plus we actually beat the shit teams in our group by many goals. I can't believe I'm defending the virtues of England's national team to an American. Fuck you Mike, fuck you.

Fuck off with that Scando bullshit.

Think Mike's gone to the stadium to find out what was going on himself.

Look at how bad they are! Yeah!

Seriously, how are you messing up this group? Look at the fucking teams, man.

Your players weren't reggae for that.

Oh, right. That was ages ago.

GOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOL

Jamaica do it like? HAHAHAHAHA

Btw, can I assume all the games from now on in the OP are World Cup qualifiers? Blimey, you don't mess about with getting the games played. Might mean Howard could miss the odd game for us too.