Neil

Tempted to go in heavy on Inter and Atletico.

Obscenely defensive from West Ham. 4 on 4 and they refuse to attack.

ono oberton

Think that Krul save will be decisive.

Diame's been the best player on the pitch by some distance.

Ba whispering sweet nothings into Taylor's ear?

Birtles (sounds like a Bash Street Kids character) now reminiscing about his time as an relentless shitehawk on the pitch itself.

Ben Arfa captain, what was I thinking? Come on you French bastard, pop one in from 30 yards like you do against us.

Think someone's trying to electrocute Birtles, about time I say.

Benayoun off, that can't be a bad thing.

Playing well currently IMO.

Don't even start with this shit.

I think you can still win this. West Ham look very fragile once you pressure them.

Ooof.

Stupid commentator.

Williams almost.

Great chance.

Birtles.

Apparently he enjoyed his pre-match pie though. That's good.

This is the thing though. Everyone's saying about how bad you're playing and have been for most of the season, yet a win will see you joint 6th and above Arsenal and Fulham (the latter of whom have been generally praised for their football this season).

The worse the football gets, the more likely I think it is you'll nick another 1-0/2-1.

He's actually getting angry at everything.

http://www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/images/localpeople/ugc-images/275790/Article/images/15481221/3615802.png "And WHAT is my wife doing?! Everyone KNOWS that steak requires 2 more minutes, what a silly, silly mistake to make!"

He just complains about everything. Worse than Mark Bright.

Silva ffs, ridiculous ball.