Neil

So many of my players didn't play today, but fortunately had 4 who scored. I bring Long in and WBA inexplicably drop him?

For the 2nd goal, although Jones completely destroyed Williamson, Coloccini was more to blame IMO. Completely switched off.

That can't be real.

Walcott's heavy touch bounced off Jagielka's leg and fortuitously back to him, and his finish went above Howard due to the ball deflecting off Hibbert.

We will draw our way to glory. That's 1 win in 8 now btw with a trip to the Etihad this weekend followed by Spurs. Not such a great start to the season after all and week after week we're completely fluffing up games we should have won. Gong to bite us in the arse massively at the end of the season.

That's a big part of my thinking - both defences are liable to be barely tangible.

Very likely to be a much better game too.

Williams will need to bloke some shots tonight.

Block

Floated set penis. mrs bmpiy pls

Shitty background, pointy fonts, 3/10. Would not post.

I assume you're saying that with an element of sarcasm Preposterous I tell you!

Exactly. Absolutely preposterous how a left back can consistently be a team's most creative outlet.

Especially when it's called 'oatcake' too. Daft cunts. I'd go as far as "zany". Does zany also cover making your eyes bleed when looking at the layout of it? It can do. Maybe the forum should empty a bottle of milk over itself, to complete the look.

Especially when it's called 'oatcake' too. Daft cunts. I'd go as far as "zany".

Feel like this when I play my wildcard. Have all these ideas of how to improve my team, then when I look at my new team I think, what the fuck was the point? And of course old players will suddenly fine form.

In fairness, Stoke is still coming to terms with the Internet being invented so cut them some slack.

This. You're 2 points behind Fulham who apparently are playing well. That doesn't mean you can't be justifiably angry at performances/tactics, but surely maintain some context at this stage of the season. It's not February. It's not even December.

Can I translate that as him actually meaning he's had his ego knocked?

I'm still 95% sure you're going to finish in the top half, for what it's worth. I know you're going through a poor run and can see why people are concerned about what might happen but IMO it's a poor run which will be improved, albeit to an extent which will still fall below general season expectations. Loads of teams are separated by very few points at this still early stage of the season. If things haven't improved by the end of January I can see why people would become more worried about the lower reaches of the league. But it still seems a very, very unlikely prospect, for me anyway.

I'm sure Merson redefines percentages because I'm sure he was more than 100% wrong there. He said the reason QPR will struggle is because they don't have flair players available. The whole problem they have is that they have individually talented players who aren't working whatsoever as a team and have been completely mismanaged.

Ipswich, the lowest scorers in the Championship. So they should be fucking thankful I bet against them as they've put 2 in already against in-form Forest.

Picked up an injury.

I have an uncanny knack of picking games in BTTS accumulators which are 0-0 when nearly all other games have goals in them. Out of 11 Championship games, only 3 are 0-0, and I've got 2 of those in my treble. At least Sheff Wed Watford is 1-1.

Big fan of the new forum name.