Neil

100 minutes, class. Always a landmark.

Jonny has pictured it very well. As though the Lazio manager had the button held down for his keeper to come out of goal.

"Aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

1-1.

Lille penalty, PSG red card.

Doesn't look like anything's happened? Is Xavi injured? Iniesta benched too. Like the way Barca can afford to have 2 of the greatest midfielders of the past 30 years not starting.

Hope Barca don't let up, no reason to do so. Nothing against Rayo, mind. Quite pleased to see Raul Tamudo still playing.

They won't. It's PSG and they always draw/lose in injury time Read that as in some sort of chant, "We're PSG, we'll draw (or lose) when we want (in injury time)" That was funnier in my mind.

I would expect if he doesn't come on, you'll get your money back. If he does, your bet would lose, I think.

JUST got a bit of money Di Natale before the goal; great shout Stu.

How can you go against your own player? Damn you Keita.

PSG lead vs Lille, big win for them if they hold on. 5 points behind Montpellier before the game.

Had money on Sanchez next scorer before the 2nd goal - will it be settled on the 3rd goal?

What about Alexis? Say hello to Alexis "Makelele" Sanchez. Playing alongside Pinto apparently. Puyol's playing in goal. In which case Pep's lost his mind. Stupid move, Puyol won't be able to cope with the aerial bombardment from Rayo.

What about Alexis? Say hello to Alexis "Makelele" Sanchez.

Going to be the classic 'little man-little man' combo up front with Messi and Pedro, and 2 out and out wide players in Thiago and Keita bombing down the wings. Proper formation.

"We will hear from the black man... Blackburn manager, when we return."

First time in over 7 years that a team hasn't had a shot at goal.

Why are they an embarrassment?

Vintage Lennon Episode III: Revenge of the fuck's sake he's missed again.

Reckon Pleat can't get enough of Spurs monopolising possession.

Evening all.

No, Ray, you're just a cunt.

My immediate reaction to that was "eh? 20/21 is poor value".

Cause I have them on a -1.5 bet. You'll be gutted if it finishes 1.5-0 Well, I found this is a lot funnier than I should have.