Neil

Felipao - Socrates Dave - Clarke Carlisle Disco - Ravanelli Pilko - whoever you can buy for £3.50 Messi - McGeady Tetedesomething - that fit one from the French Womens team last summer Towelie - Tobias Linderoth Village Idiot - Haruna Babaginda

Sorry, I meant Dino. N-O's resident Bosnian playmaker.

Foluwashola - dunno

FUCKING RIGHTS

The general body shape in diagram 2. :lol:

It's definitely an element of that, and also the tone of it in my head was "I've read up on this Jacob Butterfield character... and you will SIMPLY not believe what I've found, the bitch!"

Dunno why I find this so funny.

They're going to get abused.

It's probable, but until they prove they can handle Stoke on a cold... Why, are they going to sneeze on them?

Rattled.

Pervert.

Is the culture in Sunderland basically to look down on anyone with an inch of culture, talent, skill or knowledge?

Not sure, but frankly it doesn't make a jot of difference.

This, of course, is the much more sensible bet. But screw being sensible. In the same breath, David's luck is something else.

YES! screams the neutral commentator.

Chelsea are going to utterly destroyed in the semis if they get through. Absolutely killed.

ffs

So I'm back where I was. Chelsea you knobs.

Di Maria. Fucking great goal.

Penalty Apoel.

4-1 Real.

This, of course, is the much more sensible bet. But screw being sensible.

I think I speak for a lot of people when I say: ffs APOEL.

Chelsea -1 Real -2