Neil

A well deserved 6th for Parky after not only a comprehensive win for Newcastle but Liverpool ending the game in utter turmoil. A delicate lob over the helpless Enrique sees the scoreline Parky 6 Dalglish 3.

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

As Bologna swiftly go from 1-0 to 1-2 within 10 minutes.

There seemed to be a very, very slight touch. If so, his touch sort of validated Cisse not being offside. I think?

Had a thunderous £5 on the -1, high roller me. Also currently have some money on Newcastle DNB, Bologna DNB, Gladbach draw.

For once, I'll get some luck on this damn thing. Sturridge 1st sub, Santon not on. 90 minutes, Newcastle sub.

Please score 6 more, thanks.

Please twat these twats. Cheers.

Aye, when I was reading it I assumed that would give it away for everyone. Guess not. Woah, woah, woah. People actually fell for this? I thought they were joking! I nearly Facebooked you to ask. Started looking through Twitter before I realised the date then saw Skirge slowly realising. Got a FB message off MW of all people. He's god-knows-where in South America on a Saturday night, and his greatest concern at that time was "is Dave being serious with the forum?"

Aye, when I was reading it I assumed that would give it away for everyone. Guess not. Woah, woah, woah. People actually fell for this? I thought they were joking! I was frankly more irritated than anything as I was bored and fancied posting at some late hour.

Got to say, this was just a microcosm into the absolute chaos that will reign if and when this place ceases to exist.

Good efforts going on to find something wrong with Messi.

Don't mind so much with Transfer Day as it's a bit of a laugh really. A novelty, even. Something like this however demands a much more subtle, respectable tone. Of which Jim White has very little.

Wow, pretty shocking news this. Can only hope he pulls through this, all the very best to him and his family.

se.

Suarez is going to have a challenge on 14th April getting from Wembley to Aintree in time for his big race.

Good night, mate?

Sporting have looked decent but not much more. Would without doubt fancy Bilbao over them.

Bilbao ffs, stop scoring.

Wow, that's looking very unlucky (assuming RVW anytime is in the accy).

40 goals in 39 games is a fairly solid season, yes. He's gone mental in Europe like.

Broke there for 5 minutes. Been ages since the last time it did that.

Makes Tony's medicine go down? :scared:

Raul man. Still a fucking class player.