Neil

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David's found a new enemy/man crush.

Were you singing "we've got Perchinho"?

Cheering on the likes of Swansea, Fulham and Sunderland (sorry) for the rest of the season - the thought of Liverpool falling further down the table is truly lolworthy.

Just like clockwork, the morons are seeing the facts. At first, it was the nasty owners who were fucking up the club. Look at those Yanks, they don't care about us. Then, it was the whole media. Yes, the media who have been so fond of the club for years upon years - it was apparently their fault they dared to question why things weren't going very well. It was the refs. Ah yes, the refs. The referees who weren't buying Gerrard's dives anymore. Bless. Then, it was Hodgson. Let's ignore the players scandalously suddenly putting in a noticeable extra 30-40% effort when Hodgson was gone and when Dalglish came in. Because Gerrard, Carra and co wouldn't do that, would they? Then it was the players' fault. Henderson, Carroll and co. What a waste of money! Now, it's Gerrard's fault. "He's just a bloke in an armband". Captain Fantastic. It's not like he has been on the way down for a good 2-3 years now, folks. Nope, Club Nostradamus have only just realised he's not the best player in the world. And eventually, and maybe sooner rather than later, the finger of blame will finally come to Dalglish. King Kenny will no longer be the inescapably perfect club icon the fans were so sure he was. His frankly poor management of the club will finally be realised by the morons and Liverpool Football Club will wake up to what they are - a once-great team who are now unable to compete at the top or anywhere near it. Happy days.

A well deserved 6th for Parky after not only a comprehensive win for Newcastle but Liverpool ending the game in utter turmoil. A delicate lob over the helpless Enrique sees the scoreline Parky 6 Dalglish 3.

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

As Bologna swiftly go from 1-0 to 1-2 within 10 minutes.

There seemed to be a very, very slight touch. If so, his touch sort of validated Cisse not being offside. I think?

Had a thunderous £5 on the -1, high roller me. Also currently have some money on Newcastle DNB, Bologna DNB, Gladbach draw.

For once, I'll get some luck on this damn thing. Sturridge 1st sub, Santon not on. 90 minutes, Newcastle sub.

Please score 6 more, thanks.

Please twat these twats. Cheers.

Aye, when I was reading it I assumed that would give it away for everyone. Guess not. Woah, woah, woah. People actually fell for this? I thought they were joking! I nearly Facebooked you to ask. Started looking through Twitter before I realised the date then saw Skirge slowly realising. Got a FB message off MW of all people. He's god-knows-where in South America on a Saturday night, and his greatest concern at that time was "is Dave being serious with the forum?"

Aye, when I was reading it I assumed that would give it away for everyone. Guess not. Woah, woah, woah. People actually fell for this? I thought they were joking! I was frankly more irritated than anything as I was bored and fancied posting at some late hour.

Got to say, this was just a microcosm into the absolute chaos that will reign if and when this place ceases to exist.

Good efforts going on to find something wrong with Messi.

Don't mind so much with Transfer Day as it's a bit of a laugh really. A novelty, even. Something like this however demands a much more subtle, respectable tone. Of which Jim White has very little.

Wow, pretty shocking news this. Can only hope he pulls through this, all the very best to him and his family.

se.

Suarez is going to have a challenge on 14th April getting from Wembley to Aintree in time for his big race.

Good night, mate?

Sporting have looked decent but not much more. Would without doubt fancy Bilbao over them.

Bilbao ffs, stop scoring.