Neil

Guess we'll just have to win the league, then.

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If Chelsea finish 5th, they're in the Europa League regardless. So if they were 5th and it was a Chelsea v Everton final, we'd get the European spot from the FA Cup, non? Fwiw, ideal scenario is you just finish 5th and we win the damn thing.

I give Moyes his fair share of criticism but he got it right tonight. We really, really should have scored more; there was a 10 minute spell in the 2nd half when we attacked with success near enough every minute. Beren: in answer to your pre-match question - yes, Jelavic is doing rather well currently.

Dunno who to feud with. Might go right to the top and post a fixture list. Might as well. I'm gonna ban you regardless Go compare me to others and you'll find I shouldn't be banned. Go take your Toffees and stick them straight up your candy ass.

Are they the actual words? They're even worse than I thought.

Dunno who to feud with. Might go right to the top and post a fixture list. Might as well. I'm gonna ban you regardless Go compare me to others and you'll find I shouldn't be banned.

Dunno who to feud with. Might go right to the top and post a fixture list.

Just got off the phone to Fellaini and I can reveal he breathed a massive sigh of relief when it was revealed Jack Colback wasn't going to be facing him.

If they were that thick to think a game against a team they haven't beaten for 16 games was going to be a breeze, they all want shooting with shit. Best stock up from the toilet walls at full time.

Not if Everton beat Liverpool And suddenly Neil's status goes from Forum Hero to Forum Villain. Hope you enjoyed that 5 minutes, Neil. Don't ruin my heel turn.

Shame we didn't get to see Artie Ziff jumping around like a disconsolate hot potato.

This has been embarrassingly easy.

West'aaaaam score.

Goals, goals, goals tonight.

Scottish, innit? True, you have to make allowances for his nationality. But still.

Sounds like someone we know Said before, there are definitely parallels. An overly late substitution here and there will confirm it.

You need to get Gibson off, liability. He's been Sunderland's best player.

Deserved lead but the 5-10 minutes after the goal shows the worry. Moyes is a naturally negative manager. It's so fucking frustrating - everyone could see in that half we have the ability to play some very good football. Let the players go out there and get at their defence. Dropping the defensive line deep sounds good in theory when you're winning but we're not Baresi and Co.

They'll score an offside goal, we'll have a man sent off, however Hibbert will do some keepy uppy which wins us the game by default. Heard it here first.

Got to love how much the media keep implying Moyes is going to fuck off imminently. Been happening for a fair few years now.

Yup, he has the ability to run games. Big miss tonight.

We'll stick with Anichebe.

An immediate improvement on what we've got and a decent striker - but not going to tear up shit. Not confident tonight. No Pienaar, Drenthe or Coleman. Not saying Sunderland are a good side but we're not as tough to beat as people make out. Can easily see it going to extra time.