Neil

It's like they deliberately play as pathetically as possible in the 1st half to lull the opposition in.

Quite enjoyed this summary from a Man Utd fan I know: Honestly mate it’s like being in a toxic relationship that you know you should leave but you just can’t find the energy to. We’re just a massive bunch of bellends and we’ve got an addiction to playing players with issues. We’ve got Fred with undiagnosed ADHD, Pogba the narcissist who puts his dick inside his arse every night, Lindelof who I’m sure if he went to the opticians he’d come out registered blind, Wan Bissaka who runs like he’s in the parents sports day race, Luke Shaw is like that guy who went missing in an airport and was never found again, Van de Beek looks like he completed a 2 week work experience and people just forgot to say go home it’s done and Mctominay is playing like his dad runs the team so that’s why he’s in

In hindsight, there hasn't been a single card today in the PL and this hasn't started much better. The refs are in on it.

Yeah, he definitely doesn't get as many cards as I feel like he ought to with some of his tackles. Thought at the prices it was worth a go, but will likely leave him for a while if he doesn't get booked tonight (so basically, get your house on him next game).

McTominay @ 5/1 McTominay and Rice @ 40/1

James card @ 10/1 Jay Rod and Allan card double @ 44/1

I actually put the bet on a few hours ago before the people I've seen put it up but yeah, I suspected as much. Credit goes to The Prophet[/member] for spotting it earlier.

Cunha (Hertha) to score and be carded @ 18/1

Good thing the former isn't scoring because every other fucker is for Arsenal.

Gouiri and Pepe anytime goals @ 10/1

I have a feeling you follow the same people I do on Twitter. But I whole heartedly agree with following this one.

Cash starting to be noticed by the bookies now, 4/1 best price tonight which is about fair, maybe a touch big still. Targett 6/1 mind.

Ayew hauling someone down cynically from behind and the ref doing nothing wasn't much better.

Ayew card @ 7/1 Card/goal double @ 40/1

Klopp's always been a right whinger IMO, just become more obvious recently. Think he's a tremendous manager but he complains as much as anyone - usually gets away with it because he tends to be all smiles.

Though have a soft spot for Sociedad, be class if they're still in with a shout in April.

What an opportunity this year for Atleti.

For the 2nd time this season the double lands.

Quite a few players that are consistently very overpriced (4/1 and upwards) with 365 and also picking up cards this season. Berge, KWP (4/1 tomorrow which is a fair bit shorter than he has been), both Villa full backs (Cash and Targett), Sean Longstaff, Doucoure, Tielemens, Bobby Reid. Tielemens/Reid double on Monday is 50/1. Aye, think at one point or another I've bet on all of those and made a profit from them this season. 365 seem bizarrely generous for cards.

Wonder when the bookies are going to cotton on to Berge. Made a pretty penny off him so far this season, been like 5/1 11/2 most games. Come on John, do your thing again for the double.

Very good, some would say.

Egan and Berge @ 33/1

Looking good.

Neves KWP double - 40/1.

Dunno if I'm being harsh but Mane has seemed off the boil for a little while now. By his standards anyway.