Neil

Thought I was onto the big double earlier when Godfrey quite cynically tripped someone, was shouting at the TV for the ref to book him. Not like I got any other enjoyment from that shitfest.

Wouldn't disagree. Cards have been the way forward this weekend, some of the prices for goal-related markets are pants.

Bellerin card @ 9/2 Tielemans card @ 7/2 Double @ 25/1

Such a low bar He applauded Darlow for catching the ball earlier man Trust me, that's good going for some keepers.

KWP providing a bit of solace after that utter shitshow.

Going to go for both right backs today for a card. KWP has 2 this season already and nearly got sent off. Godfrey will be out of position at RB against a pacey Southampton attack. Providing they start: KWP @ 13/2 Godfrey @ 6/1 Double @ 55/1 Easy.

Rather you than me mate. To be honest, I'm more worried about who's betting on the original price of 1/5 or whatever.

Everyone born in the first half of the year, this side.

Not wasting any time occupying the ref, great stuff. Still think Egan is comfortably too long.

I like your style.

Egan card @ 11/2 Lundstram card @ 4/1 Double @ 33/1

Messi carded. Tends to get petulant in El Clasicos. Better late than never. Anytime double was a disgrace.

Messi card @ 4/1 Mullin/Toney AGS double @ 13/2

As said before, shots on target are a lot rarer than people think.

Every time I watch Garcia he looks shite.

Sterling to score, Rodri and Masuaku cards, 50/1.

Yup. Big fuck up because not only will that person eventually get paid, they've got a shitstorm of negative publicity. All probably because someone on work experience clicked the wrong button.

If he does I’d literally put everything I own on that As would most people which is why its sadly tenner max bet. Oh, still , easy tenner People thought that when they did the same offer with Vardy v West Ham.

If he does I’d literally put everything I own on that As would most people which is why its sadly tenner max bet.

Knew all the years of total shit were worth it.

Was thinking when I saw that, I bet there are actually a load of genuinely funny, down to earth top-flight footballers who we don't get to see express that. I know there are inevitably some wankers but I reckon the majority are actually sound, contrary to the general impression of footballers.

Feel the rage and bitterness. Fucking delicious.

Ibra, man.

Thiago is some player btw. Not that this is new knowledge but watching him for a full game you get a full appreciation of him. Ridiculous talent. Also, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Need to be putting teams like that to the sword tbh.