Neil

Nice spot on CC Wullie, sadly as mentioned the 11/2 was long gone by the time I looked.

Caleta-Car smashed up on 365, now 5/2.

17 points from Bamford. 7 more players played, I'm on 27. DCL, Digne and Hamez getting me a total of 1 combined point was a highlight.

The only possible silver lining to today is that we were so immeasurably awful, hopefully it means we've got our feet back on the ground and given some of them a reality check.

Cheers. Nice for the double to come off after a couple of close misses earlier today/yesterday.

Thought I was onto the big double earlier when Godfrey quite cynically tripped someone, was shouting at the TV for the ref to book him. Not like I got any other enjoyment from that shitfest.

Wouldn't disagree. Cards have been the way forward this weekend, some of the prices for goal-related markets are pants.

Bellerin card @ 9/2 Tielemans card @ 7/2 Double @ 25/1

Such a low bar He applauded Darlow for catching the ball earlier man Trust me, that's good going for some keepers.

KWP providing a bit of solace after that utter shitshow.

Going to go for both right backs today for a card. KWP has 2 this season already and nearly got sent off. Godfrey will be out of position at RB against a pacey Southampton attack. Providing they start: KWP @ 13/2 Godfrey @ 6/1 Double @ 55/1 Easy.

Rather you than me mate. To be honest, I'm more worried about who's betting on the original price of 1/5 or whatever.

Everyone born in the first half of the year, this side.

Not wasting any time occupying the ref, great stuff. Still think Egan is comfortably too long.

I like your style.

Egan card @ 11/2 Lundstram card @ 4/1 Double @ 33/1

Messi carded. Tends to get petulant in El Clasicos. Better late than never. Anytime double was a disgrace.

Messi card @ 4/1 Mullin/Toney AGS double @ 13/2

As said before, shots on target are a lot rarer than people think.

Every time I watch Garcia he looks shite.

Sterling to score, Rodri and Masuaku cards, 50/1.

Yup. Big fuck up because not only will that person eventually get paid, they've got a shitstorm of negative publicity. All probably because someone on work experience clicked the wrong button.

If he does I’d literally put everything I own on that As would most people which is why its sadly tenner max bet. Oh, still , easy tenner People thought that when they did the same offer with Vardy v West Ham.

If he does I’d literally put everything I own on that As would most people which is why its sadly tenner max bet.

Knew all the years of total shit were worth it.