Neil

Machedia.

Get in, Scott Chipperfield still plays for them!

They should sing it while doing the Poznan.

Both Manchester clubs on course to go out. Great night.

NAPOOOOOLI!!

7-1 Lyon.

How much more can Basel resist? Quite a lot, Clive, if Man Utd persist with their atrocious finishing.

6-1 Lyon! They're going through as it stands.

Napoli. Man Utd are completely screwing me over, I knew the risk admittedly. My "predict all the games" bet would be looking pretty good atm if it wasn't for Man Utd.

Haha get in Napoli!

That was nearly a bloody amazing own goal!

Giggs has played some shite balls tonight.

Media rhetoric: De Gea flaps at everything, not a good keeper, etc.

2-0 Man City. Come on Napoli.

4-1 Lyon. Ajax are in danger here.

Inter losing again. I know they're through but still.

Lyon needed to win and make up a lot of goal difference on Ajax to go through. 1-1 vs 10 men at HT. 4 minutes into the 2nd half, they're 3-1 up.

Lyon.

Decent initial frape. I was hoping for more. It's not a frape, it's an inside joke. Plus he's a WUM cunt. Do you know him like? I have a feeling you do? Have I made that up?

I don't mind him too much tbh, I perhaps have gone a tad overboard.

They've been dropped from that breakfast show. Good, the fucker. Now I can unsuccessfully yearn after Bleakley.

Decent initial frape. I was hoping for more.

Our worry is that the Streller goal is sending Man Utd out of the CL? Worry? Fuck off Adrian back to your miserable failing breakfast show and your unsuccessful yearning after Bleakley.

I like the fact the 2-0 scoreline for Real doesn't account for the apparently 2 legitimate Ajax goals that were randomly ruled out. Not that I imagine you care, like. I wouldn't, I've got to say.