Neil

Zagreb concede immediately after. Also down to 10 men.

Sadly, there's no way Man Utd aren't getting a point here, be it scoring in the next 5 minutes or with 2 minutes to go.

Oh dear Rooney.

That sums up Nani in the past 6-8 games or so for Man Utd.

David, have you considered some sort of civil partnership with Jose? 1-0 Real.

Jonny: fuck you. I'll qualify myself by saying that I won't be overly gutted if none of the bets win as the stakes are from what I won last night, and I'll also reiterate this: seeing Man Utd go out would be superb.

Get in.

Fuck your way.

I'd say we should club together and get David a Bayern shirt for Christmas, but he can get it himself the rich bastard.

As is everyone else. Also, seeing Man Utd go out would considerably ease the pain.

In decreasing order of likelihood and indeed stake. The "I'm surely not losing any money here (now I've jinxed it)" bet Man Utd DNB Man City DNB Benfica over 1.5 goals The "decent chance" bet Man Utd Man City Lyon Benfica -1 and The "I went a bit mental and decided to predict every single CL match" bet Real Man Utd Benfica Lyon Inter draw Lille Man City Napoli

That and a weakened side. Still, 5/1 is long for them.

Shocking. I was holding onto my chair more than when Michael Owen squeezed his MOTD2 chair into submission, when I saw Messi dictating play. Struggled to hold back my disbelief.

More like "likely cup exit".

Who cares about that? "Ashely" is wanting to cash in, apparently. I don't doubt that unfortunately. Just a very lazy piece of journalism Don't think "lazy" comes close like.

Who cares about that? "Ashely" is wanting to cash in, apparently.

Aye I know, hence the long odds. Just seems too long, though. Would've had them at around 10/3 in my mind.

Safety seems to be working. Stuck a whole 15p on a draw in the Milan game with 5 minutes to go @ 50/1 due to how paranoid I was they wouldn't win, what with my betting record. Tomorrow, Bayern Munich +2 is 1/2. Am I missing something? Thought they were playing a fairly strong side? I know Man City need to win, but still. Munich are 9/2 to win. Seems far too long.

Aye, Plzen would have fucked up a whole load of betslips tonight.

I'd give up, mate. The wonders of DNB. However it's taken away much of what was going to be a decent profit (by my standards). I also put, like, 20p on a draw at 40/1 or whatever it was with 5 minutes to go. I shit you not, that's how paranoid I get due to my luck and it looks like I was justified.

Oh, wow, Marseille now winning! That means they're now through.

What the fuck Milan?!

Nah, they're out since Olympiakos are going to win.

Barca with another. Frightening.

You couldn't wait with that one could you?