Neil

Barca's youth team smashing BATE.

IIRC you've won a few times recently. The fuck you playing at?

What about another one? Anyone? Which reminds me that I was so tempted by 10/3 for Milan -1 and to fuck off my 2 accumulators.

Can I interest anyone in a Milan goal?

I would be happier with him playing against us than not. We still have to play them twice this season. Don't blame you, but that wasn't what I was getting at. Just sticking up for him in terms of what he's achieved in his career - his goalscoring record is quite remarkable.

Lampard has been an absolutely fantastic player, but yes, age catches up with everyone. Even that said though, I'd still fancy him to get another 10 goals between now and the end of the season.

Things are going spectacularly well.

Arsenal 2 down.

Dortmund lead vs Marseille. Unfortunately for them, they need to win by 4 goals, and even then they're relying on Olympiakos not winning.

Albelda has a foot like a traction engine.

As I believe since it was 1-1 in Valencia, a 0-0 would've been good enough as Chelsea in the head-to-head would go through (they got an away goal). 1-1 means the head to head is identical, so would go to other results against.... that's where my understanding ends. But this is the aspect that Valencia would have the edge.

Quality closing down from Valenthea.

I'm sure I read something today which went along the lines of Wes Brown claiming the Sunderland squad is "packed full of quality"

I love David - "hmm, don't fancy too much of a bet tonight, I guess I'll hoy 80 euros on a 4-fold."

£5 on Milan, Leverkusen, Porto, and Apoel DNB.

Fuck, I thought Wrexham were playing Stockport, not Southport.

AC Milan DNB Barnsley DNB Wrexham

Wanting Suarez to get protection. What insufferable thundercunts they both are.

Hogging all the goals, the little scrote.

I see little reason why Sanchez should be behind Villa in the pecking order at the moment. Let's be honest, Villa is generally a fantastic player but relatively, he doesn't look like the same player at the moment. Sanchez-Messi-Pedro on Saturday, VI?

Edit:

The important question is though, is Andy really worth 35 pence? That's half a Mars bar at current prices. Really puts it into perspective.

Or, referees could become more educated about the rules so we can minimise inconsistencies, the likes of which we've seen on a constant basis this season.

Not making any case for anybody, just stating the facts. Ryan Taylor is a better all round player than Enrique that's for sure. Get in.

Well, you can have McLovin Deal.