Neil

He was horrible most of last season too. Weak as piss and turns slower than milk. Relied a lot on Dann, IMO. Was noticeably poorer when he got injured.

Awful defending, awful support.

Danny Graham is on fire.

David's getting the drinks in tonight if Newcastle win.

Why are they ludicrous? I'd expect very long odds on arguably the worst side in the league - on a run of 5 straight losses - going away to a team who are unbeaten after 8 games and beating them.

Fairly happy with the squad I have. Jarvis is on the watch list, don't think he's done anything for 4 or 5 weeks. Just need to pick my captains correctly each week and make the correct subs. And get a bit of luck, I guess.

10/3 seems generous for Swansea considering Wolves have lost 5 in a row.

Wolves odds on after losing 5 in a row.

Away, tomorrow.

Paddy Power are doing money back on the usual selection of Man Utd/City bets, if Rooney scores.

You lot should start appreciating the power I possess when it comes to betting. Appreciate!

Bit libellous.

£20 on Newcastle, just for JH.

Nah, I wouldn't be so cruel as to do that. Or am I?

Give it a few minutes before you say that. Just loading bet365.com up.

Scott Sinclair.

Please thrash the waste of Premier League space known as Wigan Athletic.

No, I didn't bet on Willem II before you think that. Though it's hardly beyond my remit to do something like that.

Quite impressed with how definitive it was. Nothing lucky about the goals, AZ have been a fucking shambles and Vienna easily deserve to be 2 up within half an hour. Knobs.

Stuck a couple of quid on an admittedly very audacious 6 fold, but come on, man: Had AZ -1 at home to Austria fucking Vienna. 0-2 after 28 minutes.

Messi beat me to it by seconds. I have heard though that he's hard to Marco.

Careful. You'll get more blood on your breakfast cereal of choice.

Feck orf. I've won 2 out of my last 3 bets - this constitutes a roll for me. I'd copy Beren's bets, but I can't afford to stick £100 on something like that.

Because I bet on them to score 4.