Neil

Fucking equal rights and stuff innit.

Anthony Pilkington ripping shit up in the Premier League.

I wonder what TV shows and films Mr WUM likes. Maybe: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jTUtX4M66uc/TNDD2FZaQ5I/AAAAAAAAARk/r4HigG9IdGc/s1600/The_Wire_-_Season_1.jpg and http://alias007online.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/jawshead.jpg

Or that he wasn't celebrating against his former club?

That pales in comparison to sticking £2K on Messi FGS 3-0.

You got Barca -3 Ali or Barca to score 4+?

Bah. Sort of wanted to see Ali's reaction if they didn't score again.

I was going to say, Raylor just seems the type to gently jog back after being outpaced, with an infinitely sad expression on his face.

I was in line for a decent win 2 weeks ago, had Barca -1. 1-0 up after 9 minutes, ah, money secured surely. Cue Barca, yes, Barca, monging around for the rest of the game.

This would be pretty funny tbh.

This is a few minutes after Pedro cut it back to Puyol who had an open goal, and Puyol was obviously in defensive mode as he cleared the ball brilliantly.

What is this? You're going to stop Barca scoring any more, somehow. This would probably be my greatest performance. To illustrate how paranoid I am/how shit my luck can be, I've put £1 on Barca not to score again at 10/1 to ensure I get some sort of profit.

'fuck you doing Jonny? Leave that sort of shit to me, my friend.

Despite not having a great score so far (36), I could actually be catching up a little bit. Still in no way comparable to those 2 weekends Rooney scored a hatrick and I didn't have him. Yep, I was jelly.

Had a fiver on Chelsea, RM -1, Stoke DNB, Barca to score 3 or more goals. Sterling defensive performance from now on from Racing?

Higuain hatrick again.

Set expectations so low that you'll never be disappointed.

Boro had drawn 4 of their 5 home games so far before today, in fairness.

We'll try to do you a favour.

First sub, as long as you still have 3 defenders playing after Tiote comes on. e.g. if you had a 3-4-3 originally, Tiote wouldn't be able to come on for Huth as that would make it 2-5-3 which isn't allowed.

So I only rarely dabble in Scottish football, but out of 3 bets in that league this season, 2 results have been: Rangers 1-1 St Mirren Celtic 0-1 St Johnstone Class.

Seems a bit wishy washy currently.

Cahill up front again. Oh, wait. Saha's playing apparently.

McInally proclaiming "YES!" Stoke 1-0.