Neil

Very good.

Talking of awful mistakes, step forward our former employee, Mr. Wessels. 1-0 Fulham.

Blimey. Never knew the stuff was that expensive.

Brum behind.

Celtic 1-0 Udinese.

Brilliant save from Schwarzer.

Going to keep a close eye on the Spurs team. I know it's not going to be their first team, but if it's strong-ish then I'd be very tempted to go even -3.

I'm all in favour of Toon Taylor's suggestion of renaming Mike, "Mellow Mod Mike". "Ah, yeah. Everything's cool in here, man. Remember not to say any legal shit or anything. Back to the ball game."

You'd assume Balotelli will get more game time now, Ketsbaia. Dzeko is still probably worth having in since he's much cheaper than Rooney/Aguero, but he's not going to start every game. Then again, who is? Had to laugh last week - a couple of my mates had a crap weekend and got something like 35, because they've just been relying on Dzeko, Aguero and Rooney as a front 3 and put little thought into the rest of their team. Boo hoo, they didn't each score twice and save you. Definitely not bitter at them having all 3 of them in their team...

Aye, fucking rights Michael.

This, folks.

Didn't bet.

Can't underestimate how vital Silva is to them not only productively and functionally, but also aesthetically. Feel sorry for him having to deal with Gareth Barry on a regular basis in the midfield.

I'm keeping Rooney in, so I can assure you he will be out.

No-one cares if you're convinced or not.

Christ, that's beyond rotten luck.

Anelka with another reminder of how past it he is.

Nah, that's a lie. Rough justice, so says Clive.

Scored.

What's Kalou doing?!

Penalty Valencia.

Going a bit pear-shaped for Dortmund.

Soz'ard dick'ed.

Arsenal for the straight -1 @ 6/4. Fuck, wasn't going to bet tonight, but...