Neil

Birmingham miss a sitter. ROONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! missed.

I'd settle for 6-0.

Atletico 1-0 already.

The only reason I went for Udinese was I thought they were canny value at evens, not that I thought they're definitely going to win or owt. I'm not feeling too much pressure with this one, which is probably when I lose the most.

None of them qualified through their league position. Brum got their via one good performance (CC final) and a lucky run, Stoke got their through a lucky run (Cardiff, Wolves, Brighton, West Ham and Bolton) and one good performance (Bolton) and Fulham got through due to the fucking Fair Play League. Not bitter at all or owt...

"A very good crowd here", as it pans out to show most of a whole stand empty.

Anderlecht, Udinese, Atletico. Onwards and downwards.

Like fucking clockwork.

1-1.

How in the fuck didn't Lazio score there?! Jesus Christ man. Fucking idiots. Literally 2 yards out and he hits the bar. Just fuck off.

Lazio you fuckwits, what the fucking hell are you playing at?

Stoke.

Aye, but that doesn't necessarily mean they'll work so well as a defensive unit.

The page/topic structure is perfectly fine as it is.

As much as Stoke are abysmal to watch, you have to admit they're damn good at the defensive side of things.

1-0 Lazio, 1-0 PSV, 2-0 PSG.

Bodmer for PSG says, "pick that one out".

Get in PSV. Lazio have been all over this team so far, their GK is in rather good form.

Djibril Cisse is such a lazy footballer.

Shamrock already 1-0 down at home to Rubin.

Stupid comments like "well you don't want to do that in Europe - give away silly free kicks." Yes, because managers encourage it domestically. You actually win the game in the Premier League if you give away enough free kicks. Tool.

Acht.

Huth at left back. Expect plenty of steaming runs down the left a la Baines.

Lazio and PSV. Fate is sealed.

Sounds fair on the face of it.