Neil

New boys on fire.

Norwich 1 up.

Thank fuck.

Wigan's first shot at goal, takes a deflection and flies in the top corner. Jesus Christ.

Swansea score another goal. Eh?

Wigan are awful but we're not taking the initiative whatsoever. Poor stuff.

Swansea score a goal!

Wolves vs. QPR might be off due to a power cut.

I'm not criticising you mate. You're obviously good at betting, I just find it quite amusing that you're betting such high amounts; it's purely relative, because to me they're huge. Aren't you only like 20? Class.

I honestly think David lives on a different planet. He says he doesn't earn that much then is placing 100 euros on bets every other day.

Got to say Arsenal do look tempting. 21/20, very generous. Going for the "well it's Blackburn, it'll be tough"; forgetting that Blackburn are shit. Cue 2-1 Blackburn win.

Wow, I thought I was bad.

12 points in their last 18 games. No wonder the sod looks like he's swallowed a turd.

Happened to me a few times, normally after one big transaction, fucking ridiculous like. Tbf, it doesn't help that I deposited like 40 quid in 4 transactions when I got home drunk one night, and played Blackjack. Especially as I've only recently had spare cash in my account so they've never seen such transactions. It was just depressing as fuck to realise just how much I've been throwing away, like. My betting/gambling rule Nr.1.: Never do it while being drunk, on drugs or mentally deranged. Only 2 out of 3 for me then. I'll let others decide which ones.

I think Silva will. The issue everyone has with the "big" players of this season (Rooney, Young, Silva, Dzeko, Aguero etc), is that occasionally they won't play - especially the Man City strikers because they'll be particularly subject to rotation. Need to be patient with them because invariably they'll get a hatful of points this season, but some weeks will be frustrating. Of course, I've fucked it up by not having these players - bar Silva - in the first weeks when they racked up tonnes of points. C'est la vie.

Are you calling on the spirit of a year ago when you were winning right left and centre?

Made my wildcard which included Rooney and Nani. Guaranteeing that both do nowt now.

Why the hell would you consider making Torres your captain unless your aim was to get as few points as possible?

Questioning his sexuality when YC and HBA had their arm round him.

Aye Lazio screwed a lot of people over. Would've won more if it wasn't for their idiocy.

Rhymes with John Carver.

Safe bets. I wish I knew what bets were safe.

Close game but someone like Bent will decide the game IMO. Can't see you being as fortunate as you were on Monday. 2-1 Villa, but wouldn't be surprised if you got something.

Yup. We're at home to Wigan - Everton win, you may think. Don't bet on it.

Aye. Very handy tool to have.