Neil

Never. We must discuss the magnitude of their shiteness.

Beckford, Saha and Anichebe got 15. Ner ner ner.

Well Sandro is out so we have zero bite in the middle (well providing Palacios is still out and Diarra hasn't joined by then). We also still have the most toothless strikeforce in world football so won't be surprised if you nick it. How the f*** can we still have Jermaine Jenas , Alan Hutton, Robbie Keane and David Bentley on the books? it's just so depressing. You not seen ours? You not seen OURS? Yes, you may have to resort to playing Shola and Lovenkrands, but just think: you don't have to play Victor "1 in 10" Anichebe. The same player who scored an impressive 0 goals last year.

Well Sandro is out so we have zero bite in the middle (well providing Palacios is still out and Diarra hasn't joined by then). We also still have the most toothless strikeforce in world football so won't be surprised if you nick it. How the f*** can we still have Jermaine Jenas , Alan Hutton, Robbie Keane and David Bentley on the books? it's just so depressing. You not seen ours? You not seen OURS?

In all seriousness KD, will be fascinating to see how you start. Seems like a daunting first 6 weeks or so. Says a lot when your easiest home game out of the first 4 for you, is perhaps us on the opening day; and even if we don't play well, I still expect us to be difficult to break down. Fwiw, I'd gladly take a point the way things look currently.

Not really. He was class for us. Subtle trolling! Tbh, I wasn't pleased with the way he left. Thought he'd found his level frankly, and I'm not displeased to see him having a pretty shite stint at Spurs thus far.

Love Spanish fans. The chanting always sounds extremely passionate.

Not really. He was class for us.

Think we'd be dead certs to go down if that were the case. We would like. There's simply not enough goals in the team at the moment. Ba, Shola, Best and Lovenkrands??? Howay man. They got 25 in the league last season Ben Arfa? Marveaux? Cabaye?

Bilbao lead. San Jose with a seismic finish.

Port Vale equalise. Reading equalise.

Crawley 2-1.

Not far behind you mate, Preston 2 down.

Anyone vaguely close to winning?

CrawLEE not ahead.

CrawLEE ahead.

Marvellous Marv scores for Boro.

Probably got as much chance of my Super 6 predictions winning me £100,000.

Damn you jdckelly, you're essentially 45 seconds ahead of me. Watching SSN on the laptop.

I can do literally nowt right when it comes to betting.

And the 1st one fucks up my bet, standard.

No goals at all in England so far.

Surefire £3 on Reading Forest Huddersfield Preston Derby-Brum draw

Shola-esque.

Pen to BR.