Neil

Here we go. Tbf Jonny, have you seen the new Carling Cup regulations? They actually set the football on fire for CC matches. Acid is poured around the penalty area for that added edge and the death penalty is introduced for diving. Seriously, you can't go risking your first-team players in this competition.

Sheff Wed through.

So bad.

Shaved!

The future of Croatian football.

SS1 after this game. Perhaps SSN as well, I don't know.

We'll get Burnley. Because I say so. You'll get Macclesfield.

Just remembered about this. Thing is, I'll spend loads of time sorting out my starting lineup for the start of the season, but I'll be changing it soon enough.

You.

Our game's off.

'kin 'ell.

Very funny, and also ridiculously accurate.

That's brilliant Sewelly.

Underrated genius.

What's he like on FM?

I think you're worrying too much about some of the off-the-field antics. It's not like Arsenal would be able to take advantage away from home on the opening day of a season of a team in disarray.

Not really the bullying type on the pitch.

Why on earth would Gosling be playing that high up the park? Played there before has he not? I thought at one point last summer he was talked about as Nolan's replacement in the 4-4-1-1 system we had. Whoever said that deserves to be slayed.

for the 96? Nah, only 1 this time.

Justice there.

Pel to Spurs. Oh dear, dive from Lennon.

Good thing we have a defensive left back.

Defoe scores. Problem, KD? Quite the shite strikeforce.

Crouch scores a Crouch goal.

They didn't last year. 10 points from their first 4 games, scoring 13 in the process. Not bad.