Neil

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Our 2nd half performance there against Villarreal, barring 10 seconds where we turned into Barca, was fucking inept. Utterly hopeless. Going to be another frustrating season. Yay. I'd recommend going balls deep on Spurs next weekend, tbh.

What happened? Ridiculous finish from a free kick.

Rossi ffs. No need.

Everyone's favourite blob-faced Redknapp is at Goodison apparently.

Oh no. An England advert. Could this be our year? Erm, nah.

Damn you ITV. Don't use your build-up to talk about 2005 or anything, yeah.

For the purposes of my signature, can someone please say he's Barton's replacement?

And if not, you'll drink your piss?

Anyway, roll on the good times. IT'S FOOTBALL TIME! :celb:

You know what I like about you, Messi? IT SHOULD'VE COUNTED!!!

Though in fairness, it was only right we got some decent opposition booked for Collina's testimonial.

Can't wait to see us get outplayed. Love owt like that.

Oh, are the group seedings already determined?

Bit annoying when we got Standard Liege 3 years ago and Stoke get FC Thun.

Hannover vs. Sevilla... should get through, VI? Perhaps not the easiest of draws.

FC Thun vs. Stoke They're gonna get through aren't they?

Nacional vs. Birmingham

PSV, Lazio, Sevilla, Dynamo Kiev, Atletico, Roma, Athletic, Sporting and more are all in the seeded category... ...how the fuck are Stoke and Birmingham seeded?

Dnipro vs. Fulham Maribor vs. Rangers

Hearts vs. Tottenham in the Europa play-off round.

Colocho is holding the website hostage.

Was Man not a reliable source?

His serve and volley percentage is fucking wank anarl.