Neil

Man U alert.

Normal 3pm.

Anyone else think Stelling can give much more informed opinions than these ex-pros? These very successful ex-pros at that.

I really do think you've got a great chance of getting something. Fabregas and Nasri a) not playing and b) about to leave hence some unhappiness in the squad is likely; Diaby and Wilshere out, RVP and Vermaelen need fitness tests. You're at home, opening day of the season. While I don't think there'll be loads of pressure on you as such, I'd go as far as to say it'd be a failure not to get something from this game given the circumstances. While people may have seen the fixture list and thought, sigh, unlucky start, I think you should relish the chance to get a top 4 side (from last season) out the way in this particular set of circumstances. Yes you've had trouble yourselves, but get right at them and you could even win.

Some top notch Mersonomics.

Neil, this may have been said before, but what forfeit are you going to perform if none of your sigs come to pass? I love how mine was so unrealistic he's removed it Looks like Eto'o's off to Anzhi afaik. Also, Rich's promise was too good to leave out.

How would the result of a one-off game prove who has the stronger squad? That will be seen at 6pm on the last day of the season. I'd appreciate an answer, Wearside.

Apology Backtracking not accepted http://i682.photobucket.com/albums/vv183/FrankFJA/1045532-cool_story_bro_super.jpg

Meant Bluestar. Easy typo to make.

Apart from Roger Kunt, Tachikoma. Have fun changing your strip you bastard!

Dunno, most people are experiencing it. I'm no technician but my diagnosis is FF couldn't handle the stress. Which is poor foresight on their behalf.

Can't believe I asked a question which had been asked all of 1 post above. Oh well, never mind.

Actually, my issue's this: I've got my team registered, what happens if I don't join certain leagues before half 11? Will I not be able to join until next gameweek, hence it won't recognise my week 1 score when I'm in the leagues?

Pretty piss poor stuff from FF this.

It's easy to remember Jol's £100 Modric pledge, tbf. Tempted to get rid of VI and CD's from my sig, since they're long-term stuff. Not that I'll forget. To make way for new zany promises.

That's an absolute gem, Rich. And good news - Eto'o's not going to Arsenal so I guess there is space.

1-6.

Fuck. Yeah. Pay up, er, Nut? Someone?

I bet you all of the money I ever make that doesn't happen. Neil! Update sig now! He's already lost. This is the 2nd round. Some random Champ side would be the 3rd round. Arsenal would be the 4th round. So no, your scenario would never happen. Pay up, JH. I'm an idiot.

And offers a route into Europe.

Here we go. Tbf Jonny, have you seen the new Carling Cup regulations? They actually set the football on fire for CC matches. Acid is poured around the penalty area for that added edge and the death penalty is introduced for diving. Seriously, you can't go risking your first-team players in this competition.

Sheff Wed through.

So bad.

Shaved!

The future of Croatian football.